Nah, got a bolus of epi.

Good tags OP

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

I hate people who do this so much.

“We want diversity, we want intersectional gender parity, we want equal pay.” Debra Messing drags E! while being interviewed on E!

fuckboys

Pencil on Paper

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

the struggles of being 5′9″ in a 6′+ world

At this point, the Millennials are, for the most part, no longer the kids on your lawn; they’re your slightly-younger friends also complaining about the kids on the lawn.