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𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓉. 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎 𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓁𝑒 ♡

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Do what’s on the to do list

Don’t leave to do list undone

Good news is I got to keep my teeth and I have all my meds sorted. I get to eat soft foods tomorrow 💪 scrambled eggs here I come!

But I do have a good excuse! I had an emergency root canal and filling shaved because it was making my life a living hell.

I have been on a huge Minecraft grind with my best friend so Supernatural has taken a backseat. WITH THAT SAID: Season 2 Gag reel will be posted this weekend and the Season 3 premiere will be up on Monday.

ALSO my wisdom teeth will be removed next Thursday so the wisdom teeth episode will be 3x04 (as it currently stands)!

SEASON 3 EPISODES

<updated as posts are made>

WATCHING SPN FOR THE 1ST TIME

The Magnificent Seven 3x01 𖤐 The Kids Are Alright 3x02 𖤐

Bad Day at Black Rock 3x03 𖤐 Sin City 3x04 𖤐 Bedtime Stories 3x05

Red Sky at Morning 3x06 𖤐 Fresh Blood 3x07 𖤐

A Very Supernatural Christmas 3x08 𖤐 Malleus Maleficarum 3x09 𖤐

Dream a Little Dream of Me 3x10 𖤐 Mystery Spot 3x11 𖤐 Jus in Bello 3x12 𖤐

Ghostfacers 3x13 𖤐 Long-Distance Call 3x14 𖤐 Time Is on My Side 3x15

No Rest for the Wicked 3x16 𖤐 Season 3 Review 𖤐 Season 3 Gag Reel Thoughts 𖤐

「Season 4 Episodes」

𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

series:

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫

one-shots:

𝐀 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲 (𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐥)

head-canons:

𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧…

WATCHING SUPERNATURAL FOR THE FIRST TIME

BEST OF SEASON 2 AS A 1ST TIME VIEWER

Once again, I made it. 22 episodes later and I can add season 2 to my Supernatural belt. Looking back through the last season is always fun, especially when laying it all out at once. Let’s get into it:

⁉️ BIGGEST GRIEVANCES

5. Many characters introduced got immediately axed:

- it just feels like such a waste to have so many of them killed so quickly and all at once. Ava, Andy, Ash, others whose name I can’t remember. On top of that, the one that didn’t get the last rites treatment, I hate—Gordon!

4. Storyline confusion:

- The main two storylines throughout this season were being wanted by the law and Sam being a special child. It consistently was flip-flopping back-and-forth between the two storylines and with the season finale introducing the demon war and Dean’s deal, I honestly have no idea if being wanted by the law is dead in the water or if that’s gonna pick back up in season three. At the rate we’re going, it really is anybody’s guess. But considering it would be the third time that we have 5 stars active, it wouldn’t feel quite the same especially considering that we have already been incarcerated once.

3. RIP Roadhouse:

- truly sad by this one because as shocking and out of left field as it was, it was also pointless! I’ve heard the writers didn’t want Sam and Dean to be trapped to a home base, and yeah, I get it, but they didn’t need to burn it to the ground! Just give them a reason to stay on the road or hell, just have one of the boys say, “you know, I actually kinda like roadtripping,” and leave it at that.

2. I HATE shapeshifters

Not so much as a grievance but a vent. Oh my god. I am so frustrated that in both seasons they used a shapeshifter to cause legal troubles for the brothers and I SWEAR if they do it again… also, why can’t there just be a normal shapeshifter that isn’t evil? We discussed there being vampires and werewolves that didn’t want to be evil and grasped that concept. Why are all the shapeshifters terrible people(s?).

1. Bottom Four

It’s time for the bottom four; here they are after much deliberation:

4. Tall Tales: before I’m crucified for this allow me to say: this wasn’t a bad episode. I enjoyed it, however, it was a bit all over the place. It was a cute episode and the story was funny but I definitely could feel that it was a filler episode as it played out. The central plot changed numerous times until we got to the end so it felt a bit confusing at times. But because I liked it, it’s in the S tier of the bottom 5.

3. Crossroad Blues: again before I get slammed for this, this wasn’t a bad episode. I actually did kinda like this episode, but in terms of pacing it felt a bit off. Also, I really truly thought that the boys were about to be in a western so I was very disappointed when that wasn’t the direction it took. I also just cannot get the cold open out of my head, where the guy knows that he’s being chased so he decides to run out into the open woods alone by himself. Survival instinct of a fly.

2. Croatoan: this one felt so out of whack. It was like the walking dead crossed with that’s so raven and was set in supernatural, and had the classic family guy reset at the end. I was so lost this whole episode and the way it ended made me feel like what was the point. It did have some really good emotional points, but overall plot was so much nothing burger. Looking back I can see that it obviously was supposed to push the envelope of how far Dean would go for Sam and be a hint that Sam had demon blood, but A, we already know Dean is lovingly insane, and B, the hindsight demon blood feels like the only point for that entire episode and you don’t even know that the first time you watch it.

1. No Exit: Yeah, this one was guaranteed to take the top spot when I watched this episode, and it’s only the sixth episode of the season. The fact that the first lines of my recap are me already complaining about Jo set the scene. After seeing Born Under a Bad Sign, I have more respect for Jo, but the fact I needed a second episode to redeem her from this catastrophe, shows how bad this one was. Jo was incredibly naive, and while I understand that she was sheltered to a degree, her mom literally ran a bar for hunters so Jo has plenty of experience seeing what harm might come to them, and yet still wanted to go all She-ra on some spirits with a safety pin of a knife. “Strong” Female Character + Blonde + 2006 CW = Jo Harvelle. Also, they didn’t even kill the ghost? They just trapped him in concrete and fucked the entire sewer system. What happens when the sewer needs to be fixed?

📌 BEST NOTES

📌 Sam Winchester is scared of clowns

📌 Sam and Dean have an uncle they’ve never met

📌 Dean Winchester has no idea what MySpace is 

📌 Funkytown is a word in Winchester’s Dictionary 

📌 SAM WINCHESTER CANONICALLY SUCCESSFULLY TOOK OUT THREE SWAT OFFICERS

📌 Dean Winchester is in love with Daphne from Scooby Doo

📌 Dean Winchester is a fan of Justin Timberlake

📌 Sam equates intellect level with the books one has in their house

❌ BEST SINS

REVERSE: Dean tells Andy, the guy who controls others with verbal commands, to shut up, and Andy listens.

OFFICIAL: Sam smashing the brick wall with his elbow when he could just use the club he has.

REVERSE: Sam stops Dean from kicking down a door he can just open. 

OFFICIAL: Dean screams for Aam to hurry up, potentially giving away that Sam is working on burning the bones.

REVERSAL: Dean being an absolute badass saving the woman from the street urchin.

OFFICIAL: What is it with these people going back to closed-down sets after hours after numerous people have died on this singular production?

REVERSAL: Even demons on the other side apparently know of the power that is Sam Winchester’s puppy dog eyes.

💬 BEST QUOTES

“Planes crash!” “And apparently clowns kill!” - Sam & Dean

“Neil, it’s your grief counselors. We’ve come to hug.” - Dean

“That was a Shapeshifter creature that only looked like me.”- Dean

“Secretary’s name is Carly. She’s 23, kayaks, and… they’re real.” - Dean

“You’ve got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?” - Dean

“What made you decide to seek out therapy?” “I have no idea.” - Ava & Therapist

“That’s not the kind of whacking I mean.” - Dean

“You’re bossy. And short. *laughs*” - Sam

“WE’RE NOT WORKING FOR THE MAN-DROID!” - Sam

“The professor and the frat guy: they’re both dicks.” - Dean

“Maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because it sucks. Cause, I mean, it kinda does.” - Sam

“I think I’m adorable” - Dean

“That was for our mom, you son of a bitch.” - Dean

📺 BEST EPISODES

HM: NIGHTSHIFTER, ROADKILL, FOLSOM PRISON BLUES

EPISODE 7: THE USUAL SUSPECTS ⛓️‍💥

I really liked this episode. For someone who loves true crime and fantasy, it’s so much fun when the two of them are put together, especially under the aesthetic that Supernatural carries. I love it when a show has the guts to face an issue head on that is important to the plot. The way Sam and Dean covertly communicate is very impressive and shines a small yet bright light on their sometimes hidden intelligence. The ending was reminiscent of The Benders with how the officer let them go, but it didn’t feel recycled; instead it served as a warning of how next time they are caught, they will be stuck in trouble.

EPISODE 14: BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN 😈

I loved this episode because it felt so different from anything I had seen at the time. The opening with the brothers already split, Dean trying to find Sam, and Sam having no idea what had happened. I also loved how the two of them were reverse engineering what must have happened until it was revealed that “Sam” wasn’t exactly Sam, and I loved that surprise even more. I also must admit, I loved how Jo x Dean was very simply and quickly written off, along with Jo realizing in real time that Sam will always be Dean’s first priority, and that it why it won’t work. Also, Bobby and his holy water alcohol was the cherry on top.

3. EPISODES 21 + 22: ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE I & II🔪

Both of these episodes: Whew. Dare I say it, part one was better only in the sense of feelings like a season finale; part two had very heavy season premiere vibes. I really loved how with it being a two parter, each brother had their dedicated segments where they grapple with what’s most challenging: Sam fighting being told he will inevitably carry out evil, and Dean facing life without his sole purpose—Sam—and the lengths he’s willing to go. I was very shocked when part 2 ended feeling very chipper despite what we know is to come, but it was a great break and a pretty bow placed on the end of season 2.

2. EPISODE 17: HEART 🌕

I almost cried watching this. This was this seasons Scarecrow for me considering how early I was able to figure out the plot of the episode but I still loved it so much. Sam finally got some action and then immediately is made to regret becoming close to someone. It truly was so unfortunate that there was nothing that could be done and the only “solution” was to shoot Maddy. Jared and Jensen destroyed this episode, it was borderline how cruel how well it was done.

1. EPISODE 20: WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD NEVER BE 🪞

The first episode to make me cry. I yapped so much about wanting to see Dean live a normal life that when he got it and immediately had it yanked away, I cried. Dean was happy. Dean was happy that Sam was happy. Dean was happy John was dead. Dean was happy that Sam was finishing college and he and Jess would get married. Dean was happy that his mom got to have dinner with her boys. Dean was excited about life and his only issue was that he and Sam weren’t close and he immediately began to think of ways to fix it. Dean had 99% of everything he ever dreamed of, and then the next episode Sam dies and then Dean immediately sells his soul. What the actual fuck man.

🤝 THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER

This season pushed Sam and Dean further than they have ever known in their lives; they battled other hunters, demon viruses, the government, and at times each other. I love how “innocence” is one of Sam’s core traits, and even with him having demon blood and being so called predisposed to have evil within him, he time and time again shows that he will always do what is right and moral, even if it would be totally justified to do what may be the “wrong” thing (he totally should have stabbed Jake.) Dean went through a wonderful arc where he over the course of the season flipped from “We have to do it for Dad,” to “this is bullshit and Dad never should have put this upon us.” Where Sam is innocent, Dean is guilty both in conscience and his actions: he will do what he deems necessary to protect Sam even if it could openly be seen as wrong, and he is aware of that, yet does so because Sam is all he has. I love how they are direct foils of one another.

Another thought I had during this season is the length of normalcy the brothers have had in their lives is the exact same: 4 years. The only difference is that it was Dean’s first four years of life that were normal, and for Sam the last four years of his life while he was in college. So of course Sam is going to still cling to any memory of those normal years, while Dean will do whatever he needs to get back to a life similar to when his mother was alive.

🥧 TEAM: DEAN

*puts my head in my hands* Ok, here we go. Dean Winchester, my beloved. He made a lot of growth this season. Last season I said I wanted him to snap, and in the season premiere he took a crowbar to his car: man had a breakdown. And it continued for 22 episodes. In season one he was so hopefully, but season two, it was apparent that the gas tank fell empty and he was running on sheer obligation. His snark became a bit more sorrow, and his teases were replaced by single tears. I want him to continue to be emotionally expressive as it’s so much fun to watch.

🪞 REARVIEW MIRROR

New segment as it the first time I have prior season to look back on. Maybe absence does make the heart grow fonder, or it’s Walking Dead conventions where Jeffrey Dean Morgan is asked about other projects, but dare I say it: I wonder if I was maybe just a little too hard on John Winchester. JDM saying on stage that he was confused as to why John was hated considering he died for his sons opened up my noggin just a little bit. Don’t get me wrong, he is still bad, but after further time and thought, I have begun to understand the “why” behind him. He watched his wife burn up like a failed Mars satellite on his infants nursery ceiling and that was his introduction into the world of the supernatural. I understand why he constantly had Sam and Dean on the move and wanted to be untraceable; he had no idea what killed his wife or why, and had no idea if it was coming back for his sons or him. I do however also believe that two things can be true at the same time: despite John thinking he did what he could only understand as the right thing, it was the worst thing he could have done for his sons.

💭 GENERAL THOUGHTS

This season was awesome. I don’t know how but in terms of consistency among episodes, it was better than season 1, and I missed season 1 before I even finished season 1. I mourn the end of “saving people, hunting things, the family business,” because I feel like that is no longer being used in the recaps. Overall, this season took turns I never expected it to, had amazing moments of both comedy and emotion, and the story kept going through it all. Both of the brothers had time to shine as well as ask the questions other shows may have been afraid to put out in the open. I loved every time I had no idea where an episode would go and would see that there was still 28 minutes left. This season left me well fed and I can’t wait to see where season 3 will take me next.

𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴

𝟐𝐱𝟐𝟐 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐈

4/25/26: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-OO-ON.

Oooh the Colt. I totally forgot about that thing. The crossroads and the pact. Oop-wait. NO NO I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

I will be depressed when Dean stops talking about saving people, hunting things, and the family business in the recaps.

OH MY GOD SAM IS LIKE ACTUALLY DEAD.

Dean is hardly functioning at all. Dean literally pushes Bobby away in his grief. Bobby’s face just almost made me sob 3 minutes in. This is going to be a HARD watch.

Dean Winchester’s Single Tear™.

YED is visiting Jake and demanding he do his bidding or he’s going to feed his family their own intestines. YED has got guts.

Dean is talking to Sam’s corpse about their messed-up childhood, all alone… this is actually so fucked, you can’t do this to me.

The rubber band had snapped. He’s on a rampage.

I want to take this seriously but I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw him behind the wheel in the scene that’s used as a meme all the time.

Ah, Dean why? Back at the crossroads. It’s an eBay auction gone wrong.

She offers to bring Sam back but give Dean only ONE year. And he takes the deal 😭 Dude I am going to be in shambles during season 3.

Sam has NO IDEA what Dean has done and is eating pizza like it’s just a miracle that he lived. I am dying on the inside.

Sam bringing up the Roadhouse because he doesn’t about that either 😭 there are 25 more minutes and I am actually developing anxiety wondering what’s gonna happen.

AWWW SAMMYS TEARY PUPPY FACE 🥺

“Hey Bobby.” Bobby is being put through the wringer this episode.

If my makeshift dad gave me the look that Bobby is giving Dean, I would have an immediate anxiety attack.

There is nothing in Wyoming 📌

Bobby knows 😭

“Do you have that low an opinion of yourself?” THANK YOU BOBBY THANK YOU.

They are both crying. I could cry.

OH MY GOD ELLEN IS ALIVE?????

So Ellen left the roadhouse on a pretzel run when it exploded. And Ellen was able to successfully recover what was in the Roadhouse’s basement.

Ash had info on Samuel Colt churches in the shape of a pentagram. It’s a 100 mile wide devils trap that is actively stopping all the demons from getting in. Thats awfully convenient.

I’m gonna bet on the horse that this is some sort of Pandora’s box. Ahhh so the demon needs the special children to cross the lines to destroy the churches. I get it now.

Jake can’t be so stupid to think that the demon would give him the gun that can kill him without some sort of strings attached.

REVERSE SIN: The gang looks badass confronting Jake in the cemetery

OFFICIAL SIN: Jake lays out exactly how he knows for a fact that he 100% killed Sam.

WHY AREN’T WE JUST SHOOTING JAKE AS SOON AS HE TELLS ELLEN TO PUT THE GUN TO HER HEAD???

Jake needs to be dishonorably discharged. He is 50 Shades of Psycho.

FINALLY Jake is shot, but he already began to unlock the gun-activated safe.

SECOND REVERSAL: Sam, justifiably, unloads the rest of the clip onto Jake.

I’m sorry? What? Huh? Bobby, the fuck do you mean it’s hell?? What???

“What the hell just happened?” Dean. Of ALL the things you could have said here.

Now I get why it’s called “All Hell Breaks Loose” 🧠

PARKOUR OVER TOMBSTONE.

The devils trap has been severed due to a different kind of devils trap working its magic.

IT’S THE YED. He immediately smacks Dean with reality.

I feel that I have officially reached the part of the show where my commentary isn’t going to be as humorous anymore, as it is me just being so lost, confused, and utterly shocked.

The YED straight up calling out Dean on his self-sacrificial and suicidal tendencies. What do you mean that the Sam brought back isn’t the “right” Sam? 😭😭

JOHN WINCHESTER????!!??!???

Dean takes the shot! FINALLY THE YED IS DEAD.

The way John looks so proud of Dean and Sam is just so emotional watching it all 😭

BRO WHAT IS HAPPENING? DID JOHN JUST GLITCH HIS WAY TO HEAVEN? WHY AM I FEELING EMOTIONAL?

Sam is so happy that it’s all “over” and Dean knows that it’s over for him 😭

Dean’s Son of a Bitch Count: 1. 😭😭😭

Sam knows Dean is lying. SAM KNOWS. HE KNOWS.

The way Dean is actually taken aback at the concept of Sam also taking it upon himself to protect Dean. Season 1, I was screaming that Sam needed therapy; I’m going to be screaming this for Dean all of Season 3.

So the goal now is to get Dean out of his deal. The colt has 0 bullets left.

The callback to the pilot 😭

It just ends like that?? This feels way too chipper considering the circumstances.

Favorite moment: John Winchester. I know, I can’t believe it either. It was so out there that I couldn’t believe what my eyes were seeing. Also, Dean’s “that was for my mom.” That was SO important for him.

—————

Oh my god. I have finished my second season of Supernatural. This is crazy. I’m going to save the really good thoughts for the Season 2 review. But wow, I can’t believe Season 2 is over.

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4/23/26: THE ROAD SO FAR! The special children. Ava, Max, Andy. Where is Kansas? I’m overwhelmed. The YED. Gordon. The incoming war.

Starting strong with Dean professing his love for pie. I have high hopes. The radio doesn’t. I’m fearful.

Where is Sammy 😭 this went so wrong immediately. OH MY they are all dead. OH MY GOD ITS SULFUR AND SAM IS GONE. The way I’d just cry and panic.

Sam is passed out in someone’s lawn with no service and no idea how he got there.

What in the western? Did the Yellow Eyed Demon scoop him up in the Dalorian?

it’s Andy! Oh, it’s Andy. Oh.

It’s the YED rapture.

Oh thank god Ava is alive, I love her so much.

Okay Houston, we’ve had a problem here. Damn the Dalorian really did get all of them because Ava thinks the last 5 months have been 2 days.

Damn, dude is from Afghanistan and yet is here in frontier town.

REVERSE SIN: I love Andy using his powers for good 😂 why did none of them laugh? 💬

Oh, so Lily has a really shitty power. Too bad she can’t go to a maximum security prison and just handshake all the pedophiles til their hearts burst.

Bobby is back! And Ash! Dr. Badass has prescribed a trip to the Roadhouse.

Jake is going it alone just as the thunder is being a paid actor. Deployed solider sees ghostly figure in window making laughing noises to investigate, and still enters. This guy totally passed basic training with flying colors.

“I’ve seen that bell before.” You mean you’ve also seen the Spotify animated wallpapers for Metallica?

They are in Cold Oak, South Dakota, where it’s completely abandoned because it’s so haunted. I thought that was because it’s South Dakota 🥁

Lily what are you doing?

OFFICIAL SIN: OH MY GOD THE ROADHOUSE IS GONE???? WHAT KIND OF MEDICINE WAS ASH COOKING????

ASH IS DEAD???? Now Dean will never know what Ashes wanted to tell him.

I swear to god if Lily is hanging at the gallows. Well god damn it then.

Andy is going to use his beautiful brain to LTE a message to Dean. I can’t believe that’s a sentence I said. The message was delivered!

Bobby also just happens to know about the mysterious bell that exists in the long lost town in the middle of nowhere.

Soldier Boy (no, not that one, I wish) has super strength for a power, and is making a good ally for Sam.

Sam still hasn’t told Ava that her fiancé is dead… and probably shouldn’t considering how she’d react. Here we go… Why did the caption say [mourning] so casually? That’s so foul. I feel genuinely terrible for Ava.

Yellow Eyes Demon jumpscares with sound effects.

“You’re the one I’m rooting for.” Excuse me?

He’s going to Big Brother all of them, except instead of HOH, BB slop, Golden Veto, or eviction, it’s torture, dying, slavery, and the end of the world.

Sam’s Son of a Bitch Count: 1. You tell him Sammy!

We’re just gonna gloss over the fact that there are other generations of baby’s whose mothers died when they were six months old.

Nobody gets to call him Sammy except Dean.

WOAH WOAH. HOLD ON. So Jess was intentional but Mary was just the result of terrible timing? I am in shock.

OH MY GOD NO. DONT DO THIS. THE HOUSE. IM GETTING LOST IN THE SAUCE. OK OK.

Sam has demon blood in him DIRECTLY from the Yellow Eyed Demon and Mary KNOWS THE DEMON!??!??

They have all split up to look for Ava. I don’t want to watch them die 😭 no Andy I liked you 😭 Sam knows about the salt 👀

So Ava is the evil one who has been killing everyone who drops in on frontier town. And she can now apparently control demons. Well damn, apparently the town wasn’t big enough for all of them.

Jake is nervous about Sam but they agree to—Jake is NOT following the rules of an alliance very well.

This is bad. This is gonna end terribly. The fight is over like that? I don’t believe it. This is like every monster movie where you foolishly think it’s over.

NO NO NO NO NO

BOBBY SHOOT. SHOOT GODDAMNIT

Dean trying to smile as he’s trying to tell Sam it’s not as bad as it obviously is. The sprinkling in that it’s his job. Him probably thinking at the same time as me that the last thing he asked him for was pie. Why do you want to hurt me AGAIN?

Dude…. It can’t be over like this. You can’t do this to me. We are now literally in the exact opposite position as the start of the season: Sam now on death’s door and Dean needing to fix it. Maybe they still have that ouija board?

Back it up though:

Ash is dead and so is his info

Roadhouse is blown to smithereens and Ellen is missing

Mary knew the demon and Sam has demon blood

Sam is the demons favorite

There are other generations

Way too much has happened 😭

Favorite moment: When Sam immediately clocked that he was dreaming when he was face to dream with the Yellow Eyed Demon. I was very impressed.

A/N: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SAYING WELCOME TO THE SUFFERING I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SUFFERING 😭

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𝟐𝐱𝟐𝟎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄

4/20/26: IM BACK! OOHHH Mary and John back in the recap 👀 am I only just now realizing Sam and Dean are orphans?

AND JESS BACK TOO??

THE LICENSE PLATES CHANGED??? oh it’s just for pretend okay. I am strangely bonded to KAZ 2Y5.

Hiding from the law, hunting for a genie, what in the Aladdin is going on here.

Why is Dean not listening to Sam and going to a weird empty place?

Now he’s being followed by a weird scary spirit 😭 OH MY GOD THE WAY IT’S JUST WATCHING HIM LIKE THAT STOP. I genuinely get the heebie-jeebies it’s not even funny. And great it’s got Dean and is going all tesseract on him.

I am so lost, how did we get here.

HENLEY DEAN. HENLEY DEAN. IT ONLY TOOK TWO SEASONS OK OK.

Oh. Oh. this is bad. Oh wait, so this isn’t soooo bad, but like it’s not good. I WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT PICTURE WAS OF.

Thank god we still have Baby.

I understand the title. So life is severely backwards.

OH MY GOD HIS MOTHER. Oh my god, my face got hot so fast I almost cried. The way he pulls back so quick when Mary says he’s scaring her because he doesn’t want to scare her 😭

All my sadness is gone at the suggestion that in Dean’s dream world John is dead 😂😂

Ok but what in the world is happening? The photoshopped pictures are killing me. Sammy must be at law school 👀 So what career did Dean end up with?

Baby’s trunk looking normal feels so wrong.

Dean calling Baby “Baby”: 1.

Oh this woman in white is totally not normal.

OOOH WERE GONNA SEE WHAT DEAN DOES FOR A JOB. A-at the garage. The garage?

This episode so far has been so cute as it’s just Dean being normal like he always wanted. He isn’t even wearing John’s jacket because he’s shed that skin. He’s doing what Dean wants.

Seeing Dean bear hug Jess is sweet—he’s relieved that Sam hasn’t had to live through what they have in their world in this world.

Oh, it’s Mom’s birthday and we totally forgot. Oops. But at least we got here first.

SAM AND JESS ARE ENGAGED. 🎇 💍

WHY IS THE GHOST CHICK HERE RUINING THE HAPPY MOMENT?

Oh no, I fear that in this world Sam and Dean have a huge wedge between them and Dean doesn’t know about it.

OFFICIAL SIN: “Since when do you call me Sammy?” 👁️👄👁️

Oooh boy… there’s a lot of issues.

This is so genuinely terrible. It reminds me a lot of my sister. We share the same father and don’t really talk, not due to bad blood but because of tensions with him and us being busy. Meanwhile, my brother is like real-world Sam where he is my little Sammy to my Dean.

REVERSE SIN: Dean has his supposed dream woman handing him his favorite beer, lovingly talking to him, and all he can think about is fixing things with his little brother 😭

He’s dating a nurse. He is literally one step away from just being a fireman and living the Kansas Rescue life.

OH SHIT THE PLANE FROM PHANTOM TRAVELLER

OH ITS MY FAVORITE REACTION PIC MEME

The fact that there’s literally dozens of cases for Dean to go back and read of people dying.

Wait, is that the Mom from Dead in the Water? I will SOB if anything happened to Lucas.

I feel so, so terrible for Dean. Why does he have to be the hero? Why does Mary have to die? Why can’t Sam marry Jess and be happy?

Oh my god, if Jess dies in this episode too, I’m going to scream.

WAIT DEAN IS RE DOING THE PILOT LMAOOO

So much for not causing more of a rift with Sam.

Sam looks super concerned as Dean is making zero sense to him.

SAMMY IS IN THE CAR.

“Because you’re still my brother.”

The bitch jerk scene is absolutely beautiful. This whole car scene is beautiful. Sam opening the bag to find the blood. Sam freaking out as a non-hunter. Dean rolling the window down as Sam is calling so he can yoink it out the window.

The license plate is different in this world too 😔

Oh my god, this poor girl. That is actually some top-tier acting. The way her voice becomes so shallow and soundless as she’s crying reminds me so much of when I’m petrified in a dream and can’t scream.

Sam’s scoff being the thing to doom them 😭

This is a perfect representation of me and my friend playing Phasmophobia last Saturday.

Ohhhhhh no, it’s Sam! Dean has to stab Sam. The djinn is pretending to be him.

The whole “you wake up if you’re about to die” isn’t entirely true. I died slowly in a dream, had the world fade to black, and then woke up in a field of endless flowers. I choose to believe that’s what heaven is.

“Like 90% sure.” 💬

DON’T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME. WHYYYYY DO WE HAVE TO HUUUUURRTTTT LIKE THIS.

“It’s still better than anything you had,” absolutely kills me. This is horrible. WHY IS IT OUR JOB STOOOPPP.

Dean’s gonna do the right thing though, I know him too well.

Aaaannddd we’re back! Sammy boy has found Dean. Oh my god, he looks so adorable sick. I am a sucker for raccoon eyes.

THE DJINN IS BACK. Sammy is trapped on the stairs, but Dean finishes the job.

SHE’S STILL ALIVE.

Dean’s face as he holds her reaffirms that he did the right thing by waking up and saving her.

I have no idea why this happened, but I violently burst into tears when I saw Carmen in the beer ad. Like it’s so simple and he just wants to be happy so badly, and I think it’s because it’s something so simple being so out of reach. But I started heavily crying and holding my head, and as I’m sobbing, I can’t stop saying out loud “it’s a fucking beer ad” 😂 but I FINALLY CRIED YALL

I am a wreck but am pulling together. I feel so terrible for Dean. This is so fucked. I just want five minutes alone in a room with whoever wrote this episode.

Sam reassuring Dean that they are saving people. Saving people hunting things the family business 😭

DEAN’S FACE IS KILLING ME MY POOR BABY

Favorite moment: there are so many, but when Dean was so happy that Sam was getting everything he wanted.

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I am going to take this week off. I can feel burnout approaching and I know I must understand my limits. I also need to rebuild my backlog so that I’m not in a constant grind.

𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴

2x19 FOLSOM PRISON BLUES

4/13/26: Spring break is over, and so are the non bank related filler episodes. Hit it!

Looks like an old prison is getting reworked. These guys are totally gonna get stuck in here. The ghosts are maaaad. And the inmates are just here for the ride.

Seems that Randall is the only guy who knows what’s up. If this becomes an instance of the “those bars aren’t keeping me in, they’re keeping others out trope” for Randall, I will be pleased.

EUUUGH THIS ONE LOOKS SCARY.

I must pop in and say that this stream of episodes for season two has been so solid so far. Heart was literally heartbreaking, Hollywood Babylon was incredibly meta and funny while still being interesting, and this one is throwing us back into the major plot hard.

Oh, his arm is snapped like a rice crispy treat. YES I GOT MY BAR TROPE. Randall better not die. I will be upset.

Three MONTHS later?

They set off a silent alarm 😭 and they’re stealing artifacts? NO THEY’RE CORNERED. The mugshots. Zoolander of all things 😭

“I think I’m adorable.” I KNOWWWWWW 😭🥰💋

I tried really hard to find gifs that also had Sam in it, but old habits die hard. Thirsting shamelessly for Dean Winchester: guilty as charged 😉

OK, so Sam and Dean have a public defender who’s laying out the situation for them. There’s some serious charges against them and 5 states want them extra to them. That shits expensive but FIVE different states want them. Kind of flattering if you ask me.

IM BREATHING IN THE CHEMICALS (EUUGGHHH-AAAHHH) IM BREAKIN IN, SHAPIN UP, THEN CHECKING OUT ON THE PRISON BUS ,THIS IS IT THE APOCALYPSE, OOO WHOOAAA- I’ll stop Imagine Dragons-ing now, my bad.

Damn, it’s a real bad day to look like a Winchester 😂

OK, as funny as it’s like supposed to be, that’s actually fucking terrifying for Sam, and Dean can’t protect him. I’m praying to baby Lord Jesus that Sam’s cellmate becomes a good friend of his.

Wait, this was part of the plan???????

OFFICIAL SIN: Dean Winchester is actually trying to convince me that he purposely got sent to jail and put the Feds on his trail so he can reenact Ghostbusters at a jail???? Who you gonna call? The 5th, 6th, and 8th amendments? (The right to remain silent, to a fair and speedy trial, and protection against cruel and unusual punishment, for all my non-Americans).

Uh, yeah Dean, he is from Texas. Actually both of you are. And so am I. Shoutout to my spawn state.

So they are doing this for a guy who was in the Marine Corps with John. Regarding the haunting, they think there’s something in the old cell block that probably belongs to the ghost that’s killing people.

REVERSE SIN: Dean handled that fight the best anyone could possibly have. He gave the guy a cop out, and when it was rejected he handled business. Also, standing up for his little brother, ready to take down anyone he has to.

Now Dean is in solitary with Lucas. And so is the ghost. Now it’s just Dean—this ghost works fast.

Sam and Dean’s public defender is going to bat for them, pointing out the inconsistencies in their record, and how prior witnesses have actually defended them.

Sam’s talking to Randall! Randall saw that the guy who got killed didn’t have a heart attack, but that he was beaten.

Dean is running the jail poker table and winning all the smokes. Actually, real smart of Dean to equip himself with “the currency of the realm.”

Dean is purposely egging on a guy to attack him for some plan of theirs. Actually really mean. He could have just said “hey, I’ll give you ten smokes if you punch me in the face.” Sammy is in the kitchen and has taken the salt! And is in the vents!!!

That chin grab is doing things to me. WE MUST STAY FOCUSED.

Sammy has gotten to the old block 👀 and he is going to burn the old cot that has blood of the victim on it.

Wow, Tiny has a REALLY similar backstory to Sam and Dean. I actually feel bad for the guy.

GHOST IS HERE. Thank god for the power of salt. But not Tiny!!! Goddamn it!

So the ghost is Nurse Glockner who would cause heart attacks with hypodermic needles.

Dean is asking their public defender to research the dead nurse 😭 I do actually love his dedication to his work. As irrational as it sounds, I actually understand why Dean is willing to hang out at the jail an extra day or two to figure things out, because out of the two brothers, he’s the one who watched two people die to this ghost and has also almost died to this ghost. And he is very charming 😌

Sweetheart, I’ve been looking at you. For 2 months.

NO THEY GOT IN TROUBLE FOR A BROTHERLY SPAT. OH NO HES GONNA HURT THEM. This better be how they get out of jail.

THATS DEACON???? Deacon is letting them escape via the walls. It’s in this exact moment that I’m realizing that Sam’s bangs are kind of going away and I’m really sad. Hahah Dean had to punch him to make it look real.

OF COURSE we have to follow the law when it matters least and point out the fact that attorney client privilege doesn’t technically apply to Dean and the PDs conversation as it was about the nurse 🙄

Sam and Dean should have just gone the next night because then they could have gotten away.

This fucking ghost man. I can’t deal with SWAT. Please tell me that the public defender gave them the wrong cemetery information. I’m begging. Oh thank god Deacon lived. But Sam and Dean…

YES PUBLIC DEFENDER FOR THE WIN.

I love how the last shot is so reminiscent of Nightshifter. It’s also a stark reminder of how far back at square one we are. We haven’t shaken any of the charges; we’ve accrued new ones and are the stars of FBI’s version of TMZ.

The fact that we’ve been following this storyline of the brothers or at least Dean being wanted since 1x06 Skin because Becky is AN IDIOT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT BECKY. When do we become normal again? How do the charges get dropped? 😖

Favorite moment: Poker Dean and offering up the cigarettes for power. If you ever wind up in jail, always quickly assert dominance.

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