My dom said that she knew when I needed to use the bathroom and that I wasn't capable of knowing. Then she made me drink a cup of water.
...1 hour later. I had finished my cup of water.
Mmm, why did my pants get a wet spot?
Where? Ur pants aren't wet. Here, drink another cup of water.
There's a couple more wet spots now. Idk how they got there. Maybe I spilled some of my water while I was drinking. 🤷♂️
Ur not wet! Go play games on ur computer. Ur fine.
Do you think this means that I have to potty yet? It feels kinda funny down there.
Wow! Someone's losing hydration fast.
No, that means that you need to drink more water cuz ur pants are soaking up all of your hydration. Here, stay in the kitchen with me while I cook so I can make sure you drink this cup of water.
I think it's me that's leaking!?! Isn't this how you know if u need to potty?
Mmm... no. You don't need to potty yet. I know l how to tell, and that's not it.
Did you finish ur cup of water yet?
Mmm... it's like halfway gone.
Why are you wiggling so much?
I not wiggling! I dancing and having fun! My pants ate taking up soooo much hydration. Is this normal? When is dinner going to be ready?
It's normal for those who stay hydrated. Dinner isn't ready yet. You can wait. Finish your water. It will hold you over.
My pants are starting to get cold. Is that what it feels like when ur hydrated?
Yes, honey, that's exactly what happens when ur hydrated. Good job, you finished ur cup of water! Keep dancing. It will help the hydration sink in.
Is dinner ready yet? My pants are getting really heavy. Mmmm... I think I gotta potty now. It feels really tingly down there. (Hand in crotch and continues dancing)
I don't think you have any idea what it feels like to have to potty. Tingling is a normal part of staying hydrated. U should know that. You've been hydrated before.
Dinner is almost ready, ok.
(Both hands holding crotch)
Can I go potty yet? I really think I should go potty. Please?
I'm getting our plates ready. You can go potty after dinner if you think you gotta go.
Don't get my floor wet! We don't need you slipping with a plate of food in your hands.
Mmm... I don't think I can wait till after dinner.
U don't? I don't think you really have to go potty. If you have to go potty, then show me you can potty right here in your pants!
Oh no! My pants started getting warm again. Is this what it's like to go potty?
No honey, that's all of ur hydration coming out. Here, drink another cup of water with your dinner. I'll make sure you stay hydrated.
I knew you didn't need to go potty silly.
Look! My pants are so full of hydration now! Can I please go change out of my cold soaking wet pants?
Eat you dinner first. I wouldn't want you to change, then continue leaking hydration out. U can potty after dinner, then change ur pants.
Mmm... I don't have to go potty anymore.
