When Quai stepped through the portal into Stormheim, Vincent levitated the jerrycans of fuel and the rusted metal box after her. Everything settled onto the shore and sunk a bit into the rocky sand.Â
âYou sure youâll be alright operating that thing alone?â Vincent asked with a bit of a grin. Quai rolled her eyes.Â
âAs I recall,â she said as the edges of the portal started to fade, âyou were the one who stood there and screamed the entire time.âÂ
Vincent looked like he was about to say something else, but the portal was getting smaller and smaller by the second. He stepped through, just in time.Â
âI didnât scream the entire time,â he replied indignantly, as Quai got to work prying open the lid of the crate. A minute later, the lid popped open and fell with a wet slap onto the sand, and Quai leaned over to peer inside.
âLetâs fill the tank.âÂ
While Vincent levitated the device from within the crate, Quai leaned over and uncapped one of the jerrycans.Â
âDo you suppose it still works?â Vincent asked as he watched Quai lift one of the cans and tip almost its entire contents into the tank.Â
âWeâll test it, but Iâm certain it does,â she assured him. âThere was no moisture in the container.âÂ
When theyâd emptied two of the cans into the tank, Quai fitted the cap back on and turned around so Vincent could help her strap the device on.Â
âWhat are the extra cans for?â he asked curiously as he helped her tighten a strap around her shoulder.Â
âBackup,â Quai replied simply. When Vincent raised a brow questioningly, she elaborated:Â
âIâm pouring it near the entrance to the cave system. If anything happens, Iâll drop this and run outââ
âAh. Insurance,â Vincent said with a sage nod.Â
âExactly. Alright, I should be good to goâthanks for helping get me all set up,â Quai added as Vincent started to trace purplish runes into the air. She leaned slightly over and scooped up two full jerrycans and walked them to the mouth of the cave, but paused as she returned for two more: Vincent had stopped summoning his portal back to Stormwind and was looking at her.Â
âYou should get going,â Quai advised him. âItâll be dark here, soon.âÂ
âIâm coming with you,â he blurted out.Â
âYou really shouldnât,â Quai replied with a frown.Â
âIâm not saying you need help,â Vincent continued quickly, âjust that it might be good if you had someone watching your backâ in case thereâs somethingâŚat yourâŚbackâŚâÂ
He trailed off. Quai looked at him.Â
âFine,â she said after a long beat of silence. âBut no screaming, and you can levitate the rest of those cans over to the cave and help me dump them. And,â she added, âyou donât mention to a single person what you see in there. Understood?â Vincent was already nodding before sheâd finished talking.Â
âOf course,â he said as he waved a hand. The remaining jerrycans lifted from the sand and floated towards the cave as Vincent and Quai made their way across the narrow strip of beach. With another wave of his hand, Vincent tipped the cans over so that their contents spilled across the entrance.Â
The mouth of the cave loomed over them, a gaping maw with nothing but blackness beyond its threshold. Quai reached up and flicked two switches on the machine strapped to her back, and turned a dial on the nozzle. The machine gave a shudder and started to power up with a whine over top of a low, steady rumble.Â
âGood to go?â Vincent asked over the noise. Quai looked at him and gave a nod, and they both stepped carefully around the puddle of fuel and into the cave. A dozen yards or so in, they lost the outside light completely, and Vincent gave a snap of his fingers. A small ball of blue-green flame appeared above his hand and floated there, then made its way gently upward so it could light their path a little more clearly. They both stopped in their tracks as the ball of light showed them where they were.Â
Theyâd reached the end of the narrow tunnel, and a vast cavern had opened up before them: there was water about a hundred feet from where they stood, and outcroppings of rock that went up to the top of the cavern like stair steps. From every ledge, pale creatures stood and stared down at them, hunger in their eyes. Vincent stepped up next to Quai and leaned down to whisper into her ear, his tone one of forced casualness:Â
âHey, so uh, what the living fuck are these?âÂ
Quai looked around the cavern, then leaned her head towards Vincent.Â
âI think you mean âwhat the undead fuckâ.â She glanced at him. âVampires,â she clarified. Distant whispers and chattering could be heard from deeper within the cavern, beyond where their ball of flame lit. The machine strapped to her was still operating at a low, throaty rumble.Â
âGreat, okay,â Vincent said with a nod. âCool. Excellent.âÂ
âReally stellar. Vampires. Wonderful,â he continued as he took a step back towards the entrance.Â
As soon as he took a step, there was a flurry of movement: the thin figures leapt to the ground and appeared from behind stalagmites, rushing towards them with teeth bared. Without a second thought, Quai pulled the trigger on the MX-9000, and a terrible roar filled the cavernous space, echoing off the stone walls.Â
An oily gout of flame shot out of the end of the nozzle in a wide spray and caused Quai to teeter backwards on her heels for a moment. Vincent let out a wild scream and started to fling fireballs in every direction, as Quai planted her feet and used a thumb to ease the dial back a bit. The spray of flame narrowed and became more focused.Â
âThereâs lots of them!â Vincent yelled as he moved behind her and started to cover their exit. Quai continued to cover their attackers in diesel-scented flames, and their screams of agony were only matched by the angered screams of more of them as they continued to appear, seemingly out of nowhere.Â
âSure fucking are!â Quai yelled over her shoulder as Vincent flung a fireball dangerously close to her face: it smacked one of the larger vampires directly in the face and it staggered backwards, screeching and clawing desperately at its melting flesh. Quai couldnât help but let out a laughâ she genuinely adored that machine, and all the destruction of which it was capable. Vincent, for what itâs worth, thought she might be slightly mad.Â
After five minutes exactly, the MX-9000 gave a final belch of orange flames and sputtered to a stop. Quai let her finger off the trigger and lowered the nozzle. Vincent paused at the sudden lack of noiseâ from the flamethrower and their attackers. All around them, the ball of flame still floating near the ceiling illuminated the innumerableâ and very deadâvampires that Zena had described. They were splayed out on the ground, their faces and limbs twisted in agonyâ some of their tattered clothes still smoldering little lines of orange.Â
âHoly shit,â Vincent breathed. Quai unstrapped the MX-9000 and let it fall to the ground with a loud crash. She flipped open the flap on her messenger bag and pulled out the strange syringe gun that Zena had given her.Â
âWhatâs that?â Vincent asked as Quai moved towards one of the dead vampires. She crouched down and pushed it onto its back, and pressed the device to where its heart would be and pulled the trigger. After a moment, it let out a small click, and Quai stood up to move onto the next one.Â
âCollecting something for someone. I said no questions,â she added.Â
âNo, you said no screaming.âÂ
âWell, you did that, too,â she said as she looked over at him. Vincent started to pick his way through the array of corpses as Quai continued to gather blood with the little device. When she was finished, she stood up and tucked the device back into her bag.Â
âThatâs about it,â she said as she dusted off the knees of her pants and looked over at Vincent, who was staring at a spot behind her with a look of abject terror on his face. Slowly, she turned to look, and saw a trio of vampiresâmuch taller and much stronger looking than the ones theyâd encounteredâ moving soundlessly towards them. She shadow-stepped over to Vincent and grabbed him by the arm.Â
âRun,â she advised sharply. Without another second of hesitation, they both took off across the cavern, back into the tunnelâ Quai shadow-stepping and Vincent blinking, to put as much distance between them and their three new friends as they could.Â
At the mouth of the cave, Vincent skidded through the fuel and tumbled forward into the sand, then scrambled to his feet and kept going; Quai took a flying leap over the spilled fuel and landed next to him on the ground. Without prompt, Vincent shot a ball of flame at the fuel, which erupted instantly into flames that started to devour the scrubby vegetation around the cave mouth. From within, they heard shrieks of anger. Vincent leaned over and helped Quai to her feet, then started to conjure a portal as she wiped the sand from her clothing. He glanced at her as he quickly traced runes into the air, his lips in a thin, disapproving line.Â
Once theyâd made it through to Stormwind, they made their way out of the mage tower and headed across the district on foot, both of them silent until they stopped outside the door to Vincentâs office.Â
âYou were going to do that alone?â he asked tersely as he shoved a key into the lock. Quai rubbed at a bit of dirt on her sleeve.
âWe lived, didnât we?â Vincent stopped and let his arm drop to his side as he turned to face her.Â
âIt was reckless,â he admonished her. âIf youâd gone alone, you mightâveââ he gestured vaguely.Â
âI mightâve what?â she asked defensively, as she looked up at him. âDied? Listenâ thanks for your help,â she said as she turned away, âIâll send along half the cash from the job.â Before Vincent could respond, sheâd disappeared into the evening crowds of shoppers and pub-goers. Over in Cathedral Square, the bell tolled a late hour, and Vincent heaved a sigh as he turned and disappeared into his office.Â
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