Stuff I Love~

Hagrid’s wand was snapped his 3rd year. But he still uses it, disguised as an umbrella. And it works.

Like we know Ollivander didn’t fix it, since he was surprised to hear Hagrid had the pieces. Not to mention since Hagrid was expelled, it would be extremely illegal to fix it. Hogwarts works as a groundskeeper, and lives in a one room wooden hut that he made himself. He’s not going to have the money to ribe someone to fix it, and then there’s also the fact that because of his heritage, even if he could bribe someone to fix it, they probably wouldn’t. And sure, Dumbledore probably knows that Hagrid fixed his wand, there’s a certain level of deniability there. He wouldn’t have actually gotten involved with the wand mending process. Especially when Hagrid was just accused of killing a student.

So that means Hagrid would have put his wand back together himself.

The 3rd year transfiguration examination was to turn a teapot into a tortoise. Only inanimate objects into animals. Part of the reason animagi are so rare is because they’re human to animal transformations. The first time we meet Hagrid, he gives Dudley a tail, and correctly animates the boat he and Harry are on. Silently.

Harry and co. didn’t even attempt to learn silent casting until 6th year. Anything Hagrid learned after 3rd year would have been self taught.

falling series

Class A, the most common:

Person 1: hey no homo but do you wanna go on a date with me

Person 2: no homo but yeah sure

Billy, a heterosexual: that sounds pretty gay

Person 2: we said no homo

Person 1: did you not fucking hear us

*later*

Person 1: hey do you wanna kiss

Person 1: like in a heterosexual way

Person 2: yeah sure

Person 2: i heterosexually kiss people all the time

*Person 1 and 2 kiss*

Billy, a heterosexual: tHaT LoOKs pRetTy gAy

Person 1: what the fuck billy no

Person 2: what the fuck would give you that idea

*later*

Person 1: hey wanna get married

Person 1: but like as bros

Person 2: yeah sure

Person 2: but like no homo right bro

Person 1: yeah no homo bro

Billy, a heterosexual, shouting in the distance: GAAAYYYY

Person 2: shut the fUCK UP BILLY

Person 1: I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

Person 2: THIS IS WHY NOBODY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU

Person 1: EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU BILLY

Class B:

Person 1: c-can i kiss you?

Person 2: yES (holy fuck finally)

*person 1 and 2 kiss*

Billy, a heterosexual: WOW DID YOU GUYS JUST KISS

Person 1: n-n-no no we didn't (fuck fuck fuck)

Person 2: bitch maybe

Class C:

Person 1: can i, like, kiss you

Person 2: um, yEAH I HAVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING

*person 1 and 2 kiss*

Billy, a heterosexual: WOW DID YOU GUYS JUST KISS

Person 1: are you fucking blind

Person 2: jesus fucking christ billy

Person 1: what the fuck did you think was happening

Person 2: yeah BILLY

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