Brain Has Fuzzy Service

genuinely how are you supposed to know when a conversation is over. Must everything be some sort of puzzle

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

this is unironically how I push myself to do everything I dread

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.