side two

jello's got better childbearing hips than all of us combined...

The al jourgensen jello biafra cock sucking incident MIGHT be worse than the jello biafra inflatable penis incident

Bro it's real 😭😭😭😭😭 I thought you made that shit up

i always win 😈….

WAIT IT IS??????

Yes and I saw photo evidence

Okay, kindly pass it to me

Check DMS

it actually is real...

#i've seen enough

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The al jourgensen jello biafra cock sucking incident MIGHT be worse than the jello biafra inflatable penis incident

Bro it's real 😭😭😭😭😭 I thought you made that shit up

i always win 😈….

WAIT IT IS??????

Yes and I saw photo evidence

Okay, kindly pass it to me

The al jourgensen jello biafra cock sucking incident MIGHT be worse than the jello biafra inflatable penis incident

Bro it's real 😭😭😭😭😭 I thought you made that shit up

i always win 😈….

#WHAT #HOW DOES AMELIA KNOW ABT THIS SHIT LMFAO I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE INFLATABLE PENIS THING TIL SHE POSTED IT

WAIT IT IS??????

uhmmm😅😅😅 so i have like other fics planned for Klaus and Jello but damn it this guy keeps taking my attention away from other things that i should be working on...

WHO UP HERE EAST BAYING THEY RAY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#smut-is-good-food

i know some of you want to be the mic cord that's tied all over Jello's arms, meanwhile i'm right here drooling over the way Ray holds his guitar like please can that be me for just one second... please i just want to be a stratocaster guitar under the guidance and care of Ray - is that too much to ask for? apparently it is, i guess 😞💔

#need Ray to look at me like that too....#hes so cute afalafhahhsalh

vampryn

here's a photo of jello with his wiener out in 1979, after seemingly having his clothes ripped off (again). klaus looks aghast.

photo by richard mccaffrey

kezar pavillion, san francisco

#like wtf are you looking at when im RIGHT HERE

Ray in this photo always gets me because you can still CLEARLY tell that he's looking directly at Jello's ween, despite the shadows obscuring his face

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kinkysexmakesworldgoround

Thinking about that interview where Jello said "last time I wore an underwear on stage someone pulled it so hard and I felt my balls are being torn apart" or something similar. King

maybe don't wear any underwear then?? idk just a thought🤔🤔🤔

halihalinabe

I really seriously want Jello to verbally abuse me with something like "Greetings, everyone living in a de facto American colony♡" So, basically, the only option is to time-travel, somehow destroy the Japan of the Bubble Era, and drive the yen down to current exchange-rate levels, thereby making it easier for countless penniless punk bands to come to Japan, all just to bring about the Dead Kennedys' 1982 JP tour

#i need to be a gretsch astrojet so fucking bad you guys dont even understand #i need Help(tm)#help that only Ray could provide in his bedroom :)#WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT IT'S PISSING ME OFF. IF HE WASNT SO HOT AND HANDSOME I WOULDNT BE LIKE THIS #ramblings-of-the-swill #I need him to shut me up❤

jello's about to get his entire body groped by some woman (we all know who it is)

i can't even bring myself to make a clip out of this god-forsaken show, but in this exact timestamp, if you pay close attention to the overlayed footage of Ray, you can actually see him unbuttoning his shirt and holy shit it's the hottest thing i've ever seen gfdndfgndf FUCK!!!

okay hormones are all over the place again. (sighs as i open google docs and head straight for the East Bay Ray subtab)

sweet lord in heaven. there's something inherently sexy with the way he slooowwwly slides his hand up the neck of his guitar before twisting one of the tuning pegs with such pressure 😩 like come on, there is no fucking way that he doesn't know what he's doing.

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halihalinabe

East Bay Ray seems to satisfy most of the commonly held but questionable beliefs that certain types of men have big dicks, which is exciting, but on the other hand, I'm also worried about what would happen if he actually had a big dick with that kind of look