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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas Iβve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didnβt you?
simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself
(via @notaficwriter)
MAYBE WEβLL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK

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A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*
Me: DOUG!!!
How dare anyone over look:
Where it started
DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??
Yβall also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouthβs music video forΒ βAll Starβ as Pencil Head:
@cellarspider Itβs your Blorbo from apparently everything?
Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where heβll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.
He was also the ice cream man in Legion!
Especially if itβs a Del Toro movie. He was also the fish man in The Shape of Water, and the faun in Panβs Labyrinth.
He is also on tumblr
no thoughts, head empty, just taash staring at rook after rook flirts with them for the first time :)
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
Absolutely crazy to me that the pro AI people nearly always think creative stuff is a chore that a machine needs to do instead of something that is actually fun.
The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

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the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the seaβ¦i thinkβ¦i think thatβs what love looks like.
love is surrounding yourself with people who see you this clearly
Still the freakiest fact about him is that despite being as tall as a person or more, he banged out these beauties in a day or two at most (and smaller ones ina matter of hours). The longest he spent on a painting, at age 81, to make his largest ever painting, was TEN DAYS:
It is 2.9Γ4.3 meters large. Thatβs 9'4"Γ14'1" for people in other measurement systems. Itβs HUGE. There are artists out there that spend years on paintings much smaller than this. He was not one of them.
He also didnβt only paint the sea, but he MOSTLY painted the sea. Very few people could draw light filtering through waves the way this guy did and apparently it was tied into his layering technique that allowed him to paint so goddamn fast.
He is obviously my most favorite painter ever.
!!!
βStill the freakiest fact about him is that despite being as tall as a person or more,β
Initially I didnβt realise this referred to the size of the paintings and briefly thought Ivan Aivazovsky was βas tall as a person or moreβ and imagined a freakishly tall Slavic artist lovingly painting the enchanting play of light and colour on the sea
βCats donβt actually love youβ
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Donβt you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that itβs helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
OP youβre my personal fucking hero
I am once again reminding people that it wasn't unusual to have this sort of politics on the radio in the 2010s. It's not ahead of its time, your culture just got fascist since then.
fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition
Fuck:
Addition (β)
Subtraction (β)
Multiplication (βοΈ)
Division (β)
Marry:
Addition (β)
Subtraction (β)
Multiplication (βοΈ)
Division (β)
Befriend:
Addition (β)
Subtraction (β)
Multiplication (βοΈ)
Division (β)
Kill:
Addition (β)
Subtraction (β)
Multiplication (βοΈ)
Division (β)

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I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.
if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader
The last 5 pages should just be in progressively lighter text until itβs no longer legible at all