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I need you to understand that my house can generate stuff like new rooms and silverware and stuff like that

So when I tell you that my daughter had damn near every cup and spoon in the house in her room today you'll understand the gravity of the situation

mxthshadxws

is it Egg?

cyberneticlagomorph

NAH it was Alicia Marie

She's been really obsessed with strawberry milk lately

mxthshadxws

Well, I am surprised. I should congratulate her.

cyberneticlagomorph

I was like 'how long did it take you to do this?' and she just kinda shrugged about it and helped me move things to the Big Sink

mxthshadxws

impressive.

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I need you to understand that my house can generate stuff like new rooms and silverware and stuff like that

So when I tell you that my daughter had damn near every cup and spoon in the house in her room today you'll understand the gravity of the situation

mxthshadxws

is it Egg?

cyberneticlagomorph

NAH it was Alicia Marie

She's been really obsessed with strawberry milk lately

mxthshadxws

Well, I am surprised. I should congratulate her.

cyberneticlagomorph

I need you to understand that my house can generate stuff like new rooms and silverware and stuff like that

So when I tell you that my daughter had damn near every cup and spoon in the house in her room today you'll understand the gravity of the situation

mxthshadxws

is it Egg?

cyberneticlagomorph

The children have brought me the thing they killed

They want tan the hide and clean the bones and stuff

mxthshadxws

sounds impressive

cyberneticlagomorph

I have no idea what this thing is past maybe being a wild animal that the magic got ahold of but the fur is pretty and soft

mxthshadxws

hm. we'll have to teach them to share the spoils of this hunt.

cyberneticlagomorph

The children have brought me the thing they killed

They want tan the hide and clean the bones and stuff

mxthshadxws

sounds impressive

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Got up to get ice for my head

Saw the kids outside being menaced by... Something idk what it was exactly

But Dart was in front of it and went "Roses are red, and weapons against me won't prosper. With this sacred treasure I summon Lil Egg, the OPP STOPPA"

And he proceeded to throw Egg and her axe at whatever the thing was like a pokemon

mxthshadxws

i saw Alicia-Marie do her own invocation too.

"violets are blue, cockroaches are icky, you may be big, but so is my blicky"

cyberneticlagomorph

Hosting a small bacchanal for the anniversary of my coronation

Im summoning Dionysus for this one

mxthshadxws

i've arranged for the children to enjoy G-rated festivities

cyberneticlagomorph

>> Jack is making her way outside, sword in hand, clad in just her pajamas and bonnet.

>> she fully intends to waltz outside and FIGHT A THUNDERSTORM if not stopped.

mxthshadxws

>> with the use of witch time, Jeanne dresses Jack and does her hair and make up.

>> this done she ceases using witch time and returns home.

#ic #action post

cyberneticlagomorph

one of you should come hang out with me

mxthshadxws

Cereza and I went shopping, and we got you some things too.

cyberneticlagomorph

thank you

id give you kisses but my face is gross

mxthshadxws

we will find a way.

cyberneticlagomorph

one of you should come hang out with me

mxthshadxws

Cereza and I went shopping, and we got you some things too.

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cyberneticlagomorph

THEY KIDNAPPED WHO???

mxthshadxws

forget what this has to do with what they were hollering about in the first place.

cyberneticlagomorph

Heard "I OUT RANK YOU" followed by "SINCE WHEN" and a crash that shook my fucking house

It's not even 9 am yet

mxthshadxws

I am almost to them.

cyberneticlagomorph

how to explain to small children that i cannot go to space and save the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend

they have a job to do!!

mxthshadxws

i have been telling them we must give the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend the chance to save themselves.

cyberneticlagomorph

grace rocky save stars, THEN we can go visit

mxthshadxws

precisely

cyberneticlagomorph

how to explain to small children that i cannot go to space and save the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend

they have a job to do!!

mxthshadxws

i have been telling them we must give the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend the chance to save themselves.

cyberneticlagomorph

It's hot today so I set up a pool and some slip and slides for the kids, with the hose put away for my own sanity

If anybody wants to come by and cool off you're welcome to it

Mind the sheep and highly venomous small children

I might throw something on the grill later idk

mxthshadxws

Cereza and I have convinced the Warren to do an outdoor bar.

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@mxthshadxws you were around when coca-cola had drugs in it, was it good?

mxthshadxws

in my opinion it didn't taste good but it did help one get energized.

cyberneticlagomorph

Yeah that's fair

I made you a wine slush, it's in the freezer

mxthshadxws

you are a wellspring of goodness and cheer.

cyberneticlagomorph

@mxthshadxws you were around when coca-cola had drugs in it, was it good?

mxthshadxws

in my opinion it didn't taste good but it did help one get energized.

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