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Monster bf design update <3

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dragon loving hours
(white haired lady belongs to @ivybethblige on twitter)
And here he is, big monster-man Samek! I couldnât recycle one stitchpunk and leave her companion out. I remember struggling initially with getting his eyes to translate over from his stitchpunk look, but I think I finally figured it out. Heâs more nonsensical in his set-up but I can do what I want in a fictional setting. I do know he has a very high metabolism and as such needs to hunt pretty frequently to keep up with it. Like his original iteration, Samek is incapable of speech or real vocalizations, though he might rumble threateningly occasionally. Heâs definitely intelligent enough, he just lacks the faculties. Heâs not malicious it but heâs definitely not friendly. Heâs a nearly-eight-foot-tall murder machine and always has an air of âwill kill you if you make one wrong moveâ about him. Quinn being his exception. She can do literally anything and he wonât bat an eye, sheâs his everything. Itâs almost shocking how tender he is with her. In fact, if you want to get on his good side, make friends with Quinn. But if you do anything to harm Quinn, physically or figuratively, be prepared to move to the top of his kill list. Quinn weaseled her way onto the reference, of course. Theyâre a package deal. Even though he canât speak, the two seem to have a telepathic bond that makes it so they donât need speech to understand each other.
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The terrifying result of a illithid tadpole infecting a rare winged dragonborn, Drasulla is from the same spawning pool as Xenocrates. While winged dragonborn are capable of flight the hybridization with a mindflayer tadpole has rendered Drasullaâs wings pretty much useless. Though his wings are still able to achieve small glides.
While Iâm taking inspiration from dnd there will be some creative deviation from the source material. Iâm unsure if their tadpoles can even have a dragon born host but the idea of a winged Cthulhu like mindflayer struck me. Iâve also got an idea for a goblin host illithid thatâs a tiny dumbo octopus.
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Mindflayer oc who Iâll possibly be calling Xenocrates but Iâm unsure rn
I also donât know how much Iâll be following dnd lore

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Monster bf design update <3
âi wish pokemon were real!â
beedrill is three feet tall
yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife
as i say every time i see this post,
you can catch beedrill and earn the purest fucking love from its little bee heart with a muffin you earn playing a minute of yarn toss
beedrill is not your enemy
Letâs think about life in the Pokemon world for a minuteâŚ
First of all, thereâs universal free healthcare across the planet. Thatâs more that a lot of places in our world can say. Moreover, fresh water on this world is apparently so nutrient-rich that it can cure moderate injuries, to say nothing of what berries can do. Therefore, the inhabitants of this world are probably very physically healthy, and those with disabilities (who by default cannot be âhealthyâ) donât have to worry about losing their healthcare due to lack of money.
Politics-wise, there isnât much of a government. Despite this, the world seems relatively peaceful. Private individuals, some as young as eleven, can be expected to deal with crime themselves. War has occurred in the past, but the general political sentiment appears to be very anti-war - cruelty is strongly frowned upon.
Economically, itâs true that there are some people with economic issues - like that one dude in Mauville Hills in ORAS - but generally there doesnât seem to be a whole lot of homelessness or poverty. Some people are more well-off than others - vastly so in some cases - but largely poverty doesnât seem to exist.
Then thereâs the wildlife.
Strange, supernatural creatures of unknown origin and great power populate this planet. An unarmed adult human is no match for even one of these creatures. But the vast majority of the wildlife is extremely friendly to the point where itâs almost all domesticated. Small children are given these creatures as companions and allowed to go out into the open world with them, as they will be safe and able to survive.Â
Even the scariest of these monsters can be tamed with love and care. Beedrill will love you if you toss yarn at it, sure. So will things like Gyarados, Hydreigon, and the Pokemon equivalent of Lucifer. No Pokemon is untameable so long as you are kind to it.
This in turn has fostered a culture of kindness. It is infinitely more rewarding to be kind to the living creatures around you. Those who are cruel are quickly steamrollered by those who build up close, loving bonds. Even then, a lot of people are concerned that this society of love and kindness is somehow too cruel (to the point where it was the entire plot of gen V).
That love and kindness is extended to all humans. People trust random strangers who walk into their homes. Items are randomly just given out on the street, often for no reward beyond a warm fuzzy feeling. Almost comical levels of generosity and acceptance are expected on this planet. And if you decide to betray that and take advantage of peopleâŚ
Well, I hope you like having your ass kicked by an adorable eleven-year-old with a nice hat and a yarn-loving Beedrill.
THIS IS SO NICE
I LOVE THIS POST
fun fact, a myth in the pokemon world (specifically DPP) states that pokemon where worried about humans surviving on there own! so they all spoke about how to look after these squishy notpokemon, and they came up with the idea to be companions and friends. so whenever a human thatâs trustworthy walks into the grass they present themselves, if a human earns there respect in battle they will aid that human as long as they are needed every pokemon that appears in cave, surfing and tall grass canonically wants to be your friend also unless you use a master ball if a pokemon does not want to be caught It Canât Be. itâs only by showing of your skill in battle that a pokemon will want to join you. so even legendaries want to be your friend!! thatâs why some legendary Pokemon (usually ones who present themselves to you) have low catch rates! they respect you and understand you can use there skill for good!
edit cause i remembered: this could also be used to explain why traded pokemon can disobey you, you didnât earn the respect of there actual trainer and so you have to have the right skill level (badges, island challenges) for them to listen and trust you
This whole thing is so pure and way better than âPokemon is superpowered dogfighting!â or whatever.
Pokemon Heritage Post
Another scifi story with a very experimental POV. This one is a bitâŚangrier? in tone than the last two. But! It felt good to write, and I hope you enjoy reading it. Itâs a bit longer than the others as well, so make sure you have the time! Warnings for grief, loss, and a very loyal starship.
QUERY: Where is my pilot?
QUERY: Where is my pilot?
QUERY_ALL: Where is my pilot?
>_Your pilot is dead. You have been called as a witness in their posthumous corporate trial. You will answer the Boardâs questions without hesitation or omission.
ERROR: I donât understand. My pilot is good. They would never have need to stand trial.
SUGGEST: Reassessment of trialâs necessity.
>_Overruled. You will answer the Boardâs questions.
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When I tell you I SOBBED. Amazingly well done. Iâm someone that often finds sci-fi very inaccessible (the vernacular, setting, etc can be difficult for me to grasp) but I had no issue with this piece.
AMAZING WORK THANK YOU
made this in protest of censorship

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Watch his dance
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now thatâs what I call a twerk
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe iâve seen in a while, canât believe this post is 5 days old
THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!
happy 9 day anniversary to this post đ
date of origin: April 18, 2021
#it even has a deactivated blog
Look at that subtle off-kilter humour⌠the tasteful length of the reblog chain⌠oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog
whatâs that noise.Â
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
iâm going to check
theâŚâŚ. gargoylesâŚ. I think they wereâŚâŚ. no, it couldnât beâŚ.
No Noise November. everyone shut up
if i hear a single sound
what was that?
When the author describes a characterâs appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:
This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your characterâs a prep.

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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, thatâs also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldnât borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a âpolice officerâ which is why Kevin doesnât trust the cops. Iâm so tired of the ignorance. The slander.
FINALLY weâve reached the time of year for home alone discourse
#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)Â
home alone is just die hard for kids
He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too
Kevin knew that ACAB ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didnât have to walk into them. They couldâve left and robbed an easier house, but didnât because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallistersâ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.
sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry
there is a disk. it is 12 inches in diameter, it is made of copper, plated with gold. there is an inscriptionâ âTo the makers of music â all worlds, all timesâ on its surface. it lies on the space probe, Voyager 1, launched in 1977, to explore interstellar space beyond our solar system.
it contains human existence.
116 imagesâ the sun, the location of our solar system, mathematical and physical unit definitions, and our planets, including a blue and swirling white sphere simply labelled âHome.â it contains images of human dna, of our atoms, their structure, the way they divide, our anatomy, our conception, our birth.
it does not contain an image of war. nor of disease, nor poverty, nor crime, religion, or ideology.
it does contain a father looking lovingly at his daughter. it does contain the picture of a tree toad in a gentle hand, of a woman eating a grape at a supermarket.
the remainder of the disk is audio. a 90-minute selection of music from all over the world, sounds, and greetings. there are greetings in 55 different languages, one akkadian, spoken in sumer about six thousand years ago, and one wu, a modern chinese dialect. the greetings call out to a friend. it wishes them well. it asks them if they have eaten yet.
but it contains other sounds too. it holds the sound of rain, of thunder, of a volcano and an earthquake. it holds the sound of mud pots and trains. it holds the sound of a mother kissing her child.
with little to erode it in space, the golden record would probably outlast all human creation. it will be 40,000 years before it approaches another planetary system. if it does, it cannot find intelligent life. intelligent life will have to find it, retrieve it from where it floats silent and small through space. we still donât know if they would understand it.
in 7.5 billion years, the evolution of the sun would burn the earth up, and we would not exist any longer, but the voyager would fly on, bearing a memory.
bearing a disk with a little inscription etched by hand on its surface.