Mutant Merriment

I shall return soon! I have been outlandishly busy and fell behind on tumblr matters. I will return with the force of a thousand winds!

Alison Blaire (AKA Dazzler) gets drunk at a Beverly Hills mansion party and hopes that she isn’t embarrassing her agent Roman Nekoboh in Dazzler v1 #33. Ali, you’re not that guy wearing the very low V-neck at this party, so I think you’re good.

Sometimes James “Logan” Howlett (AKA Wolverine) DOES know how to pick up after himself, as established in Astonishing X-Men v3 #32. If only every medical office has alcohol available…

Of course Emma Frost is drinking wine in Thony Silas’s X-Ladies pinup.

Claudine Renko (AKA Miss Sinister) skips the glass and drinks straight from the source like the classy broad she is in X-Men Legacy v1 #217.

Those rascally bamfs are at it again, wreaking havoc upon the school while Headmaster James “Logan” Howlett (AKA Wolverine) is away in Wolverine and the X-Men #5. They’re teaching the students in Logan’s place how to drink. At least they do it in a civilized manner from a cup. Bamfs are the best kind of trolls you can have around.

With absolute crazy-murder face, Douglas “Doug” Ramsey (AKA Cypher) wonders where Dani Moonstar headed off to in New Mutants v3 #41. Little does he know, she's macking on Nate Grey in the romantic Low Town alley out back as the giant Madripoorian rats watch them curiously, nibbling at their heels.

Damn, Neal. You’re calling Betsy the sun, and then you get to smooching on a new lady like ASAP. Limbo loves you, Neal.

And this isn’t the only time she’d done it.

A, em, bulging James “Logan Howlett (AKA Wolverine) has a roadie sodie in Astonishing X-Men v3 #25. Safety bonus: At least he isn’t piloting the Blackbird. Practice safe drinking, y’all.

As part of the Ladies’ Night sketchbook from Angel and Suicide Risk artist Elena Casagrande, Ororo Munroe (AKA Storm) drinks an orgasm cocktail.

Kitty Pryde drags T’Chaka (AKA the Panther) away from Raven Dakholme (AKA Mystique) in Exiles v2 #2. Just as she was about to offer some assplay in male form, too.

Jeen interrupts Old Man Logan’s buzz in Extraordinary X-Men v1 Annual #1. Could she get any more annoying?

In Great Lakes Avengers #1, mutant Dr. Val Ventura (AKA Flatman) sits in a pile of his takeout and beer bottles in his Wilwaukee, Wisconsin, home.

Maddie Pryor (AKA The Goblin Queen) from the X-Tinction Agenda Battleworld, takes up residence in South Beach, Miami, Florida, sipping on mojitos in All-New X-Men v2 #16. Those X-brats from the past have to ruin all good things, don’t they, Maddie?

Wanda doesn’t feel welcome by her victims, so she sneaks away. BYE.

Elizabeth “Betsy Braddock (AKA Psylocke) steals The King’s Champagne at the Louvre Museum as a gift for her ladyfriend Fantomelle / Lady Fantomex / Cluster in Uncanny X-Force v2 #8. Psylocke also steals the Fantomex look for her own. I’m not sure when Betsy became okay with stealing anything other than men, but here we are.