butt-touch isn't an emotion fucknuts

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

crying never registered to me as a manipulation tactic because crying did nothing for me as a kid. here's the thing. I was constantly crying and panicking in every situation so it was never a shock to anyone and at most annoying, especially at school. i'm curious if anyone can relate.

feel like people overestimate the sympathy you get in these situations- not to mention it makes you an easier target for bullying

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

love 2 just say shit. where's that one post

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*