yiks

funniest thing about the halftime show is that the audience seems to be generally divided into "what the FUCK is this/OMG IT'S THE MUPPETS/what in the world was that bieber song?" and somehow all of those opinions are 100% correct

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

The Legend

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

my dead wife. the ad free internet

here's a reminder to DO IT! but only if you want

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

dostoyevsky kinda ate with “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"