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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

The goddamn adrenaline rush

are you going to make shoelaces as well

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Holy fuck😂

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

wait

YES I NEED THIS. :D

Huh, handy

okay, gotta say, i’ve seen a bunch of these before, but “i wish to harm the melody machine” may possibly be the funniest goddamn one of them a l l

this feeling is so real

I know this pain

Holy shit, there are so many!