The Queer Autistic Agenda

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

accidently scared an old man today because i was in the men’s restroom washing my hands and he came in and saw me from the back and saw my long hair and women’s clothing and he jumped a little and started to rush out the door before he saw my face in the mirror and saw my beard and then sighed with relief. like dude its ok you’re not in the women’s room im just a faggot

Just a reminder, when you misgender a trans person who has done something wrong then your're showing other trans people that your support and respect of them is conditional on them staying 'good' which is in no way a positive thing

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

for..........

…….teen to twenty-eight days

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive