Going blankie mode

Time for my monthly blackout at the asian grocery store

I'm a simp in many ways, but mostly in the way that the vendor at the Renaissance festival chooses what mug is best for me, and I believe them.

The REAL downside of autism is my current food hyperfixation being McDonald's double cheeseburger

Sometimes if you email lube companies that you like their lube, they will send you a free bottle of lube...and I think that's beautiful

I'm not a boy. I'm not a girl. I'm an amorphous swamp demon who terrorizes the local children

If there's one thing you need to know about me, it's that my tummy hurts

You know what buddy? Fuck you. *unquesos your dillas*

I was such a chill newborn that my mom thought I was dead

The true mark of a chef is eating the lowest quality food IN the kitchen while you make Slightly Higher Quality Food

Going grungling on the internet

My new years resolution is to be more disrespectful. I will dropkick everyone on site.

As the trans goddess Mercury Stardust says; "I'm going to be kind to you, because that's who I am. But let me be clear- I don't think you deserve it."