Woolgathering

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

the fic you write doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, it just has to be the story you want to explore for yourself and your own enjoyment

ooo…. lady gagita

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

Yours Truly is a brilliant moniker though cuz she goes by YT and just waits smugly for someone to ask what it stands for, which tells you a lot about the character right there.

Love the part where someone looks at her caucasian arse and is like, "... your name is Whitey?"

hiro protagonist is cringe and i mean that in a good way

Infohazards are not real

Information cannot infect you. It cannot make you do something you don't want to do.

There is actually some information which makes people statistically more likely to die. I don't know what to call that other than an infohazard.

The information is not what kills them.

Idk someone told me about roko's basilisk and now I get shot 37 times every day

That also happens to me

alright jackass why don't you ask ••|•••••|••|•

this all feels like a snowcrash reference

If only there were a system already invented that prioritizes the distribution of resources based on need...

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

[Image ID: Multiple choice question reading: Linda, a woman, is not sexually attracted to men or women. His sexual orientation is. Options choices are: homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual, androsexual, asexual /End ID]

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day