Murdoc, you're scaring the kids

NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK sogoodisaiditthrice thecitythatneversleeps andthatmakestwoofus ACTUALLY, it’s a MIRACLE i made it here today! ʳᵉᵃˡˡᵃʸˀ oh yeah, dyouknow how hard it is togetavisatogetintoAmericawhenyou’rea ₒₕₕ𝓌ₐᵤᵤₑ𝓌 puppet?

ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ…!

TRY explaining that to the girl behind the counter I mean I handed her my photo and shejustlookedatme andshesaid ᵂᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᵀ'ˢ!!! ᵀᴴᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵˢˀ! and I said wellobviouslyit’sme and she said ᵂᴴᴬᴬᴬᵀᵎ ᴬᴿᴱ ʸᴼᴼᴼᵁˀ which……had me for a moment.

ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴI said well I’m a puppet obviously I’mapuppetversionofacartoonfroma viiirtual band called GORILLAZZZZZ!

ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜsᴇ sᴜsᴘɪᴄɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴠᴇᴇᴢᴇʀ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇ…

soo, you know, she says ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃᵇᵉ ᵂᴼᴼᴼᴼᴿᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵀᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᵀᴱˢˀ   w uh-well, actually love, most of the work’s been done upfront imeanthis isn’t even my real voice, it was recorded by an actor weeks ago!

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴢ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ɢʀᴀsᴘ, ʙᴜᴛ, ᴅᴏ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ᴏɴ!

WEEELLLLLLLL

then she discovered I had no birthcertificate, no fingerprints…………………………………………………..[ᴜɴɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢɪʙʟᴇ] ANDITLOOKEDLIKEIWASN’TGONNABEALLOWEDIN!!!! sᴏ ᴡᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ɴᴇxᴛ?

WEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!

iiiii WHIPPED out a copy of our bestselling album, signedacoupleoftshirts, and-(♪birdsong♪)………………………………………………………………..ʷᵒᵗˀ WELL! I may just be a puppet, but I’m a multimillionaire rRrRrRrRockstar puppet, and uh-ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴇs ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ! sheeee fast-tracked my application, stamped my ticket, and also, shesortofwent Nghghau ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

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