❤Munching Carpets❤

Sir, that’s my emotional support Gemini

Somewhere in outer space there’s multiple planets/stars/moons that are so far away they can still see dinosaurs walking on earth

No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone’s story.

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.

Sneezing while driving is seriously underrated as far as frightening events go

i had a dream i put some mcdonalds french fries in my pocket and when i went to grab them and they had transformed into a box of marlboro cigarettes. nice fucking symbolism dream banksy i just wanted a snack

I am both turned on and completely terrified at the same time

this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk