FANDOM HOE

Summary: So you want revenge on the girl who bullied for basically since you met, she crosses the line by breaking your phone and then that’s when the line snaps. You find her again with the Maniax team on the bus, you’re destined to get revenge for all the years she made harder on you. 

Pairing: Jerome X Reader 

Warning: Spoilers for 2x03 or 04? 

~*~*~ 

“Ew! Look it’s Y/N!“ Patty Wilson yells as her friends gags at you, their faces making a disgusting look at you. You couldn’t hear them, you didn’t even know they were there. Your music way too loud to even hear her whiny voice, what a relief. Once she notices that she didn’t get a reaction she frowns in a anger always wanting attention like the attention whore she is. She walks over towards you snapping. “Hey!” She yells again, she notices that you’re wearing ear phones and she smirks. She snatches your phone out of your hands and pulling the ear phones out almost ripping your ears off, and making your music disappear.

Your eyes widen in shock and anger, no one ever takes your music…not ever! You turn around angrily at the attention whore, you frown so dangerously even a serial killer wouldn’t mess with you. Patty laughs at you, twirling her sunflower blonde hair with a smirk on her pink plump lips. Her baby blue eyes shine through the glim lighting of this pathetic school, she giggles at you.

“Well looks like you aren’t deaf after all.” She said laughing as you frown, you remove your hood from your hoodie as you stare at her.

“Give that back.” You demanded dangerously as ever before. Your eyes are dark and dangerous but she didn’t care she laughed at you.

Hmm, why should I? Or maybe I should just do this?“ Before anyone knew it she throws your phone into the ground, smashing it into pieces. Your eyes widen in shock, anger, sadness and mix feelings (ill be crying) washing all over you. You look up from the floor to her eyes, seeing the laughter echo into your ears. It was like time had slowed down, your anger washing all over you at once. It was all too much, before you knew it you grabbed the gun from your pocket and shot her. It was amazing… if it was real. That’s what you wished had happened, but it didn’t.

“Awww what’s wrong? Gonna cry you crybaby!” She laughs as her minions do the same, echoing through your mind. You frown at her, your nails digging into your skin, knuckles turning white. Anger fulfils you, you scream in anger turning all attention on you and them. You then punch her square in the face, causing loud gasp and whispers in the hall. Patty falls to the ground with her hand covering her cheek. She then whimpers as she scoffs at you.

"You crazy bitch!” She snaps as her minions cloud over her, making sure she’s okay. You roll your eyes at her as you begin to walk away from her and this situation.

“One day I’m going to kill you, and I’m going to like it.” You said as she laughs at you.

“Crazy freak!”

~*~*~

A couple months later

Under the Gotham bridge you and your beloved boyfriend Jerome sit in a fire truck, wondering on what on boring earth we should do. 

Arnold was outside playing with the fire lighter, holding his gun in the air. Flicking the lid back and forth, amusing to him he thought.

Jerome taps his feet as he wonders what to do, he looks around with a frown on his gorgeous pale face. You giggle as you watch your beloved maniac besides you. He makes two circles with his hands as he pretends too look through them like a pair of binoculars. He hums as he looks around.

“Hmm. I spy with my little eye, something that is…” he starts, he turns his head to the right. Then he stops. He smirks as he watches the yellow school bus drive by, school girls cheering and so on. Jerome smirks, making you giggle at him. He puts his hands down with a dangerous smile. “Yellow.”

You laugh as Greenwood screams in cheer, banging the door in joy. You smirk as Jerome leans back with a grunt and points to the school bus ahead of him. Aaron starts to drive away as your eyes light up.

“This is going to be sooo much fun!”

~*~*~

The bus comes to a stop as the big red truck pulls up in front of it, blaring it’s horn as you al pull up in front. The truck comes to a stop as Arnold jumps off and humbly skips his way towards the other side of the truck. He opens the door for Jerome, a wide smile appears on his lips as he jumps down.

He stands besides the truck as he holds out his hand for you. You giggle as you take his hand and jump out of the truck. He leans down on one knee and kisses your hand like a gentlemen. He smiles as he gives off a wink towards you.

“After you, my lady.” He smiles as you roll your eyes at the red head.

“God you’re such a cutie.” You say as you cup his cheeks making him throw a laugh. He stands up and heads towards the bus.

“Whoo!” He twirls around making a show, like he always does. “Ahhh!” He slides as he walks towards the door. Gun in hand he knocks on the bus door, causing a riot inside.

You laugh as all the children start screaming in fear, you crave their fear. It’s what got you here in the first place. Burning the school was what got you here, to meet your boyfriend.

A gun shot was heard as you watch the bus driver’s body collapse onto the floor. Jerome then shoots the button making the door of the bus open. Everyone screams louder making Jerome smirk even more.

Jerome then enters the bus, turning around and grabbing your hand of course. He then walks forward watching everyone of them in fear, he giggles.

“Go tie them up like the good girl (baby) you are.” He smirks as you giggle at him, leaving a peak on the cheek for him.

You begin to cuff up the school kids as you then face eyes with the attention whore. Patty. Still looks the same, stupid blonde hair, stupid blue eyes. And probably still the same bitch. You smirk as she struggles to get out.

“Well, my my. How have the tables have turned. Hello Patty.” You say with an enlighten smile. She freezes as she begins to recognise you.

“Oh my god, Y/N? What are you doing with these freaks?! Get us out of here!” She begs making you laugh. God you really thought this was hilarious!

“Me? Get YOU! Out? Hahahaha I don’t think so toots. You made my life a living hell! I think it’s time I return the favour.” You say holding her cheek with the cup of your palm, she squirms as her eyes tear up.

“Please! I’m sorry!” She begs you.

“Remember when I said I’m going to kill you? I hope you’re prepared because I’m going to live out that fantasy.” You say with a wicked smile making her scared like crazy.

“You’re insane!” She screams making you hit her with your gun, her grunts make you laugh. She leans forward with a bloody nose. “OMG MY NOSE!” She squeals as you roll your eyes at her.

“Always the looks with you.” You exclaim as you turn to Jerome with a wicked grin. “Can I kill this one?” You ask, he tilts his head with a hum. He then skips his way towards you as he leans down towards her with a smile.

“You’re the one that ruined my doll’s life? How pleasurable! Welcome aboard to the death row! And yes dollface you can kill krabby patty here.” Jerome laughs as you smirk with a dangerous glare.

Patty screams as your eyes darken with glee. You aim your gun right at her, she sweats underneath you making you giggle. God having the advantage now was great! Amazing! Powerful!

“Now I’m god.”

And with that you pull the trigger with a bang.

My thought:

I think in some way he would be capable of being in a relationship with someone, but like it wouldn't be a normal relationship of course, because we need to consider that he has this kind of issue that he CANNOT live with not getting what he wants nor can he deal with not getting his wishes granted.

So first of all, I think he kidnaps someone or like he plans anything to spread chaos (remember the bus scene with those teenage kids) and there he finds someone he wants to own. But not because he loves her, rather because he wants to satisfy his sexual needs or that he can present himself as king of Gotham with his queen on his side. So there you can see he would just use a person for his own good.

I'd say a relationship with Jerome Valeska consists of: much sexual content, possessiveness, degradation (especially when he's mad at you), much violence, manipulation (because of his "mood swings") and so he'd force the partner to do many things he/she actually doesn't want to do at all. So there you can see, he can't be that soft in a relationship...or let's rather say: IF he's soft for one moment, then just because he wants to manipulate the partner with giving him/her a feeling of comfortableness and such.

Also I think he'd try to make the partner as crazy as him because...well, wHo WoUlD nOt LoVe To HaVe A CrAzY pArTnEr? This would be an aspect you can put to the category "manipulation" especially.

PS: idk why I'm posting this. I just had the urge to post anything concerning Jerome Valeska. AND I thought thinking about how he would act in a relationship seemed to be an interesting topic to discuss. So yeah, if you have a different opinion or smth then tell me :)

Gif credit: @cherrybloomjester25

Jeremiah: Yes. For something he didn't do.

Ecco: What?

1. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.” (You choose if it’s serious or in a joking way.)

2. “If I see you anywhere near her/him, I’ll drown you in the river.”

3. “H-How long have you been standing there for?”

4. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.”

5. “When are you gonna realise I don’t care?”

6. “Who the fuck gave you that black eye?!”

7. “Oh, god! You’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scarred for years!”

8. “Don’t say you love me.”

9. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

10. “Why’d you push me against the wall?” ✔️

11. “Oh, I’m sorry, is the sound of winning too loud for you?”

12. “I never met an criminal before, what’s your cool code name?” ✔️

13. “Have we robbed this bank before? I feel like we have.” ✔️

14. “Serving looks is what I do, honey.”

15. “Looking at you makes me want to strive for better things.”

16. “Aww, look who actually has a heart under the darkness.” ✔️

17. “Was that a compliment or?”

18. “Just fucking take the damn compliment before I tell (their best friend/enemy).”

19. “I think we need an adult, but a better one than all of us.”

20. “I just lied to a guard, am I bad ass or what.”

21. “I don’t think an axe is sharp enough.”

22. “We have talked about this before, no murder before supper, it’s rude manners.”

23. “You’re giving me that sexy look again.”

24. “Living with you drama queens is like having my own personal reality TV show.”

25. “You piss me off, I sometimes wanna kill you but I’m in love with you.”

26. “You’re just easy.”

27. “We’re not the Kardashians.”

28. “I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

29. “The king has declared there shall be chocolate for everyone!”

30. “Don’t say you love me.”

31. “Name, please. Oh why? Well I’m gonna hung that fucker down an kill’em myself. Duh.”

32. “Always.”

33. “Kiss my ass.”

34. “What did you say?”

35. “Don’t ask me that.”

36. “I told you not to fall in love with me.”

37. “Did you just throw underwear at the lounge?”

38. “I’m not actually feeling anything. But I can hear your annoyingness.”

39. “Do you want me to leave?”

40. “That’s the problem. I can’t, I can’t wipe your tears through the damn phone screen.” ✔️

41. “You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?” ✔️

42. “Bite me.” ✔️

43. “Did you mean the things you said?”

44. “Never gonna happen.”

45. “Why is my shirt pink?”

46. “I want to be there with you.”

47. “If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

48. “You’re a hell of a tease.” ✔️

49. “Is that a boner?”

50. “What’s the latest gossip? I’ve been dead/busy/in prison remember.”

51. “Stop. Do not let anyone, ever, tell you that you are not good enough. Pick yourself up and tell them to shut the fuck up. Prove them wrong.”✔️

52. “Wanna go on a murder spree?”

53. “Who did I need to kill?”

54. “I’ve got you, I’m here.”

55. “Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.” ✔️

56. “Hey you won an award. Yeah, for literally being the most annoying person on the planet.”

57. “Nothing bad is gonna happen, alright?”

58. “Truthfully, I have no idea what’s going on. Like ever.”

59. “Where’s the pizza?”

60. “Who died and made you a mini me?”

61. “Do you love me?”

62. “I needed you and you weren’t here.” ✔️

63. “I brought popcorn.”

64. “You make me self-destructive.”

65. “Why can’t you just let someone care about you.”

66. “That’s too much effort.”

67. “I see you hiding behind the couch.”

68. “You better shut the fuck up before I make you.”

69. “Kinky.”

70. “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT? ARE YOU JASON BOORNE/JAMES BOND?”

71. “I’m a psychopath making a difference!”

72. “So you’re saying that you want me, a villain, to hell you catch another villain? That makes no sense.”

73. “YOU RIPPED MY OUTFIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THIS SHIT!”

74. “Are you crying? Holy shit, I didn’t know that goldfish meant so much to you.”

75. “Let go of my fucking shirt, unless you plan on taking it off.”

76. “Your hair is really soft are you wash it.”

77. “No shit Sherlock.”

78. “Would it be alright if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

79. “I think I love you.”

80. “Shush and go back to bed.”

81. “Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

82. “You’re so short, it’s adorable.”

83. “You’re so tall, it’s fucking annoying.”

84. “STOP PLAYING PRANKS ON ME!”

85. “Star-gazing was a really great idea.”

86. “I heard you talking in your sleep.”

87. “Can you please come and get me?” ✔️

88. “Because I care about you!”

89. “That’s because I am.”

90. “Stop telling me you’re okay.”

91. “I could just use a hug.”

92. “Did you eat all of my pop tarts again?”

93. “Backseats aren’t as comfortable as the movies make them out to be.”

94. “Hey, whose side you on here?”

95. “We could… you know, go together if you want.”

96. “You deserved that.”

97. “Stop perverting me.”

98. “You look hot in that.”

99. “Trust me, I know exactly what I’m doing. Mostly.”

100. “So, I found this waterfall…”

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I’m crushing hard on Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel because damn…