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visenyaism

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

visenyaism

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

#fucking howling #it's true tho #& dc drivers will kill you just because they dont care

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

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evergreen

#i think about the stupidity of that author at least once daily #usually while enjoying my library books #fucking muppet

annabelle--cane

right so reportedly we got the karaoke scene in the movie because ryan gosling overheard sandra hüller singing to herself in some downtime on set and approached the directors to say "if we have her here and don't ask her to sing in the movie then we're insane," so the scene was hastily planned and recorded during the last day they had with that set; stratt grew up singing in an east german youth choir because hüller did, too. a fun meta textual wrinkle this adds is that gosling is also a singer but grace doesn't take a turn with the mic, so you can read the scene not just as stratt saying "I am a full human being, I just can't be for this project, you get to see it for two minutes before I turn it off again" but additionally "you could be doing this exact same thing but you aren't even willing to give us two minutes." his doomed work friend the trained choral singer, his fated bestie the being who communicates only through song, his world-saving probes named for the most famous musicians ever, his choir-based soundtrack underpinning all his actions, and his unwillingness to sing himself.

feenyxblue

I rewatched the movie, and Grace sings once in the film: he sings karaoke when trying to connect with Rocky in space. Its not perfect: Rocky doesn't understand the call and response for the music, but Rocky is the only person that Grace connects with

mikkeneko

#in the book at the very end for teaching class he is given an organ to play#and i wish they kept that in the movie bevause its so thematically resonant#he's been given the ability to connect#and he's at home on Erid

#oh.....#project hail mary #phm

cantanopeshitthatwastaken

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

thatgiraffebutt

On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. I’ve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.

literallyaflame

Here’s a fun story:

The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my town’s was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didn’t just “postpone” a surgery at one point— when I was fifteen— to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.

So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said “yup, you’ve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.”

So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, “no, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.” So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.

A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like… a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.

So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. “Ah, well perhaps they didn’t know,” you may very well say. “Maybe his parents didn’t notice!” No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.

The kid’s parents…….. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didn’t want to risk hurting his precious “perfect attendance” record. They figured that since he wasn’t, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.

Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he ‘couldn’t afford to miss’. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.

This entire attitude needs to die. It’s dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because they’re afraid of flunking out.

And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! It’s 2019 and we’re flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like “actually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless america”

madd-catter

Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctor’s note.

gen-is-gone

this is what those in literary academia call “foreshadowing”

(note the dates)

anarchistmemedistro

this post aged like an ice cube in an oven

deathcomes4u

worst part is! IT’S STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!

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thotsoflore

Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus

sunnywalnut

If only we as a society learned from our mistakes

#society? learn from mistakes? please let's be realistic

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🔊🔊 END STAGE DISCOURSE!! END STAGE DISCOURSE!! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT "FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS BY THE AUTHOR"!!!! 🔊🔊

blueeyesatnight

My favorite professor, shout out Glenn, would interrupt students who were saying "Well XYZ clearly felt--" and go "No, backtrack, scratch that. They are a character. Not a person. They don't have any thoughts other than what the writer clearly specifies on paper they have. Don't give agency to nonliving things, they are not real, they never were real, and it is dangerous to lose that line."

He was a sweet man and raised in the Midwest so interrupting people hurt his very soul, that's how dangerous he felt the idea of losing the line of fiction was.

He notably also taught a course called Bible in Lit which I took and those lines came back a lot.

#cant give agency to what was never an agent to begin with

faggotfungus

#language is fuckin weird

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#Crucible of Gold by Naomi Novik #it's book 7 of the Temeraire series and very good #abt me

theresthesnitch

Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.

irishironclad

What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”

intjint

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not

irishironclad

I’m serious what is a typing lesson? What would they teach you? To type? My brother in Christ it is like writing with a pen but technically easier.

intjint

Before home computers were very common, people typically only typed for business-related things, so the only people that actually knew how to use typewriters and word processors were authors, secretaries, accountants, etc. These people would take classes for typing bc it was seen as a skill. This gradually fell out of fashion, much like teaching kids cursive

Typing is only intuitive to gen y & z bc most of us learned through computer games or had someone tell us where to rest our fingers. People who never learned to type use just their index fingers, hit one key, take a long time to find the next letter, hit it with an index finger, and repeat until finished

raineaxolotl

Also bestie people also very much do get extensively taught how to write with a pen

You probably were taught how to type at least a little bit. Through example and lots of practice if nothing else

#late 20s and yeah i had typing classes #with the weird orange cover on the keyboard so you had to memorize the keys instead of looking all the time

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#srb #masterlist #clone wars x reader #tbb x reader #sleep token x reader #bad omens x reader #am i adding things to this list to motivate me to actually work on them? yes. will it work? we'll see.#also my deepest apologies to anyone whose request is still sitting in my inbox. the muse has not been kind to ya boi

loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

#oh. hm.#rights #politics

leosunshine

WHAT THE HELLY

#i am having Thots and Feelings #noah sebastian

post-concert depression has me in its jaws and is doing an alligator death roll

#saw bad omens for the 2nd time in 4 months two nights ago and i want to just. go back in time.#noah sebastian save me #bad omens #noah sebastian #inkcarceration

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#i just finished artemis by andy weir which. was like fine or whatever. but would have been better if it wasn't written by him specifically.#next up is tbd but i do have Options #it's either faithbreaker or sleeping giants or tongues of serpents #reading #abt me

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josketches

alan grant once said...

#jp #jurassic park #fanart

ecstaticadventures

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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