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MARCH 1ST

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

Tumblr staff getting ready in the morning:

every other pkm gym leader: hi! let’s fight! I think [type] pokemon are really cool and strong!

What's wrong with grandpa??

china, 2500 years ago:

My parents aren’t home

my employer confirmed that my position was terminated & if i want to go on call i would have to re-apply. meanwhile im trying to take some time before doing so so i dont have another mental breakdown 

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time