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@muffinzelda
Thank you for all the wonderful fics you share. Big hugs to you!!!
Thanks, CMT! I'm always working on new ideas but haven't been able to cobble anything together into a cohesive narrative for a while. I appreciate your encouragement!

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The Muffinzelda family is just finishing the second series of The Crown, and we were thrilled to see Dr. Hobson pop up on the screen! (Complaining about Lewisâ home repair skills?) Â
Clare Holman plays Princess Marina (Elizabethâs aunt by marriage and Philipâs first cousin) in the final episode of series two. After a quick check of IMDB revealed that her birthday is January 12, I figured a Tumblr post was in order. Happy Birthday to Clare Holman, seen here in amazing heals embracing Claire Foyâs Elizabeth.  Many happy returns!
My local PBS just rebroadcast the 1997 Rebecca, and I noticed that a secondary WGBH station is playing it tonight (9/21/17) at 9 with 2AM repeats on the main WGBH; so check your local listings! Â
Anyway, I didnât realize before all the little nods to Rebecca in the Inspector Lewis episode Life Born of Fire. Â The reappearance of Rebecca is probably because it stars Game of Thrones actors (Charles Dance, Diana Rigg) but of course, there is also Emilia Fox looking just like Girl Hathaway. Â (I am still mad that Laurenceâs cousin Emilia Fox didnât play Nell Hathaway in series 9. Â It would have been too perfect!) Â And Emilia Foxâs mom Joanna David also played the 2nd Mrs. de Winter in a previous version; Joanna David played Morseâs ex-fiancĂŠe Susan. Â So thereâs already a lot of fun Morse-verse connections before even considering Life Born of Fire. Â
Life Born of Fire co-stars Rachael Sterling as Zoe Kenneth, who burns down the house just like Mrs. Danvers, who was played by Sterlingâs mom, Diana Rigg. Â And just for fun, here is Robbie Lewisâ Charles Dance impression, rescuing Hathaway from the fire. Â =) Â
In honour of final Jeopardy tonight.
Crime writer who created the deep-thinking Oxford detective Inspector Morse
Words canât adequately express my gratitude to this man and his legacy. Â Colin Dexterâs creation has brought me much joy and many new friends through the Morse/Lewis fandom. Â Thanks, everyone, for re-blogging his kooky cameos today. Â That has been a treat to see. Â May he rest in peace. Â
(PS, in reading to the end, I learned that the writer of this obituary actually died himself in 2015. Â Now I feel like Colin Dexter actually cheated death somehow. Â Seems fitting.)

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Apart from the middle-aged woman at the counter reading the Sun, there seemed no one else there. And after looking around him as guiltily as Morse must have done in the Summertown newsagentâs, for a little while, in his desolation, he wept silently.
Colin Dexter (29 September 1930 â 21 March 2017), from The Remorseful Day (via fuckyeahmorse)
Like so many others contemplating a dead person, Lewis found himself pondering so many things as he thought of Morseâs mind within the skull. Thought of that wonderful memory, of that sensitivity to music and literature, above all that capacity for thinking laterally, vertically, diagonally - whateverwhichway that extraordinary brain should decide to go. But all gone now, for death had scattered that union of competent atoms into the air, and Morse would never move or think or speak again. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Feeling slightly guilty, Lewis looked around him. But at least for the moment his only company was the dead. And bending down he put his lips to Morseâs forehead and whispered just two final words: âGood-bye, sir.â
Colin Dexter ripping out my heart and stomping it to pieces, The Remorseful Day. (via ameliapeabodyemerson)
Robbie Lewisâ guide to gift-giving
âTis better to give than to receive, and Robbie Lewis is an expert.  Looking for a get-well-soon gift?  Why not a baggie of kiwifruit? Need a gift to thank your hard-working and lonely sergeant whose husband has left for an extended work mission in Canada?  Look no farther than your local taxidermist- itâs Tony the Tabby!  And what to offer a new mum?  A dodo onesie so the little one can learn about extinct species.  And bonus- this gift doubles as an âIâm sorry I was such a tosserâ peace-offering to your girlfriend.  No need to thank him, Lizzie and Laura.  Robbie Lewis is just that awesome.Â
Happy Holidays from Muffinzeldaâs Musings!
Hathaway: đľ( ÍáľĚłâĄáľĚł Í) Moody: How about that old fogey, Lewis? Hathaway: ( ಠ_ಠ)Â
Iâm pretty sure thatâs how this scene went.
Z is for (New) Zealand (reprise)
The end of the alphabet and the end of Lewisâ adventures⌠as promised, I have returned to finish Alphabetical Reasons to Love Lewis now that the conclusion has aired in the US. Â
As Laura and James note to one another in series 8. once a copper, always a copper. Â Robbie tells James that while itâs Laura idea to go to New Zealand where her niece is having a baby, it is his idea to see the world while they are still young enough to enjoy it. Â Robbie, however, has second thoughts; Moody may not renew his consultant contract if he leaves. Â He articulates a bizarre death wish to Laura- he wants to work âtil he dies- and this is really saying something because he had just been caught in an explosion. Â He is too scared to live free, so heâd rather die bound to his job. Â Laura gets credit for making the most teary-eyed reference to Morse in the entire series. And so they let each other go be the strong-willed people they are: Robbie a single-minded copper and Laura an independent woman ready to travel. Â She doesnât even need Robbie to take her to the airport. Â
Eventually, James intervenes and makes Robbie see sense. Â Though he grovels for having treated Laura rather shabbily, Robbie never actually tells her âI love you.â Â More specifically, he needed to say âI love you more than the job.â Â Sorry, Robbie, but Laura deserves better. Â Meanwhile, it seems that Robbie will be lucky enough to have his cake and eat it too. Â He is forgiven by Laura *and* Moody leaves the door open for him to return after their trip.
Though I wish we could have done without the entire Robson row, the final scenes are beautifully shot. Hathaway reprises his role as airport taxi for Lewis and Hobson. Lewis is wearing the shirt that Hobson once found to be so garish. Their silhouettes move through the airport; Laura goes first representing both Robbieâs past and his future; next comes Robbie with all their baggage; and lastly James keeping vigil.  Together James and Laura give Robbie a nudge towards the security queue, a gesture that is both a benediction from James and a reassurance from Laura.  At long last, Robbie is moving on. Â

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We must get to the bottom of this: Kevin Whately in a slip over his suit. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?! Thanks to @muffinzelda for alerting me to the really weird series âWho Shot Simon Cowell?â It also includes Girl Hathaway aka Emilia Fox, cousin of our beloved Lawrence Fox aka James Hathaway. Also - WHAT!?! - Kev plays a crooked cop? We really must see this bizarreness ITV
As @tinysassysparklycucumber said, I happened upon a teaser for the âWho Shot Simon Cowell?â sketches on Ant and Decâs Saturday Night takeaway. Kevin Whately and Emilia Fox investigate Cowellâs murder, spoofing their roles on Lewis and Silent Witness. Itâs available on YouTube, but only the first and last episode are unblocked for the US. Somewhere in between, Robbie Lewis is wearing lingerie over his suit. I CANNOT UNSEE THIS. I NEED CONTEXT! This screen cap comes from a preview, but we canât actually see the full sketches in the US. This is driving me to madness! Can someone help us Yankees out?Â
Mini-Muffin has arrived and is all ready for the series 8 premiere of Lewis in the colonies!  Though I somehow doubt Robbie and Val would have forced their bairns into anything so garish⌠Â
I canât believe that I had a newborn when Lewis series 8 aired. PBS has been with-holding series 9 of Lewis for so long that Mini-Muffin is almost two!!! Enjoy Lewis 9, US friends!Â
Z is for (New) Zealand
Alphabetical Reasons to Love Lewis, day 26!Â
That is a zed for most of the world but a zee for those of us awaiting the PBS broadcast of Lewisâ final season tomorrow 8/7 9PM on Masterpiece! Â
*sniff sniff* The end of the alphabet and the end of Lewisâ adventures⌠I have written my thoughts on New Zealand but decided that as it is entirely a reaction piece to Robbieâs spoilery decisions I will post it after it airs on 8/21. At that point, Iâm sure I will need a cathartic tumblr rant/swansong anyway.Â
The end is in sight now. Thanks for counting down the letters with me; and in case anyone is curious the letter with the most notes is H for Hobson. If youâve got any dead or mutilated bodies, sheâs your girl! Â
Y is for Yorkie Bars and a copy of Loaded
Alphabetical Reasons to Love Lewis, day 25
Lewis:  Are you⌠no.  Itâs doesnât matter.  [snip- awkward back and forth]  Are you gay?
Hathaway: Â What does that mean? [snip- another awkward back and forth] Gay if you like shoes and musicals and straight if you read Loaded and eat Yorkie Bars. Â
Lewis: Â [snip- denial] Â Loaded and Yorkie Bars, how stupid do you think I am, man?
Though Lewis makes it clear that if his son were gay it wouldnât matter, there is still a lot of stammering that goes on as Lewis and Hathaway discuss the spectrum of sexuality. We get to know a little more about Jamesâ decision to leave the priesthood in Life Born of Fire. Â One of his gay friends has committed suicide, and their other mutual gay friends are suspects in a series of revenge murders that involve a church group that James was a part of.
Hathaway further challenges Lewisâ ideas of gender roles in Point of Vanishing, regarding Fiona McKendrickâs promotion to Scotland Yard. Â âHere Lies Inspector Lewis, eclipsed by a woman of 28.â Â â31, and whatâs her gender got to do with it?â Hathaway ripostes. Â This is also the episode where Hobson crudely ranks her colleagues by attractiveness- a traditionally male pursuit. Â (Can any one explain to me what equine nine, means, btw? Does she think that Hathaway is hung like a horse?) Â At any rate, Lewis takes the high road in that conversation.
There have been a few homosexual suspects every now and again (as the fake Esme Ford found out with humorous results), but Lewis hasnât done a lot of exploring in the realm of same-sex couples. Â Perhaps this is the police force is not an easy place to be gay, as Brendan Ward points out in Beyond Good and Evil. Â His boyfriend, Neal Chadwick, was one of the original coppers murdered by Graham Lawrie. Â Chadwick was married and Ward heard about his loverâs death on the news. Â He couldnât even attend the funeral. Â Through this loss Lewis has something very powerful in common with Ward. Â Ward struggled through a prison visit with Lawrie just as Lewis struggled to speak to Simon Monkford, the driver of the car that had killed Val. Â
Hathaway should give Lewis a little bit more credit when it comes to being accepting of others. After all is said and done with the Phoenix Killer, Hathaway spoofs himself in apology to Lewis by reading a copy of Loaded as he hands his governor a Yorkie bar to close the discussion. Â
X is for MaddoX
Sort-of-Alphabetical Reasons to love Lewis, day 24
*This post will contain spoilers for series 9. Â Itâs hard not to write about stuff that aired 10 months ago! *
You know from my previous post that I am not a huge fan of series 8 and 9-- with one exception: Sergeant Lizzie Maddox.  In her first episode, she rambles on about husband Tony shooting a pheasant at a stag do and having no idea how to clean it while Hathaway couldnât give a toss.  I really wish that we had more of her rambling about her relations, because that moment was the reincarnation of Sergeant Lewis and Morse.  She has Innocent and Hobson on her side, but it can be difficult for her to find a niche alongside the Chuckle Brothers.  (âIâve heard them called worse, usually by me,â Innocent says to Maddox.)  Lewis gradually convinces Hathaway to give Maddox more responsibility.  Like Sergeant Lewis, she got beaten up pretty badly in series 8, but the girl who works hard plays hard too.  She likes to go out with her girlfriends and have too much to drink. The best moment in series 9 is when she is trying to explain to Hathaway that sheâs not a regular in the S&M bar where the waitress knows her by name.  Hathaway smugly places his fingers on her lips to shush her; itâs quite humorous and itâs the closest that Hathaway and Maddox ever get to having a rapport. Though to Hathawayâs credit, he does learn about her proclivity for pork scratchings and kiwi allergy.
While Lewis, Hobson, and Hathaway seem to have closure at the end of the series, Lizzieâs ending is unsatisfying. Â Her husband Tony has signed on for another year working in Canada. Â She does a poor job faking her happiness with that arrangement. No one should be surprised to find Sergeant Maddox single when/if Hathaway returns for his own show. Â

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W is for Woodglue
Alphabetical Reasons to Love Lewis, day 23, OR things Robbie smells like, part two.
*Contains mild spoilers for series 9, but mostly spoilers for things that DONâT happen, because this post is pretty hypothetical about what might have been* Â
Hobson: âI think I preferred it when you were building canoes.â
Lewis: Â âNo you didnât; I was a bad-tempered old grouch who smelled of wood glue.â
Hobson: Â âYes, but you were MY bad-tempered old grouch who smelled of wood glue.â Â
I rejoice that Lewis came back for two more series after the âfinalâ episode, but I have to admit that series 8 and 9 didnât give Robbie a lot of character development. Â It is damned awkward to watch our beloved Robbie try to find his place again when everyone thinks that he should be sidelined. (I mean, each time Foyle came back he had new responsibilities or a new era to tackle, and the writers found plausible ways of keeping his and Samâs paths intertwined, am I right?) Â I wanted to see Robbie building that canoe like a boss and enjoying retirement so much that Jean Innocent needed to drag him off a lake in a police boat. Â I wanted to see Robbie be lauded and heroic. Â When Hobson said, âI think you should talk to Robbie,â in regards to the hammer killer, I wanted the response to be âyes please Inspector Lewis, we need you to reprise our Graham Lawrie investigation!â Â But no, instead it seems that he missed an alibi and the lab bungled the DNA and everyone is like, âgo away Robbie.â Ugh. Â
By the time series 9 rolls around, Innocent is not even there to champion Lewis.  Chief Superintendent Moody didnât add anything to the show, in my opinion.  What if Lewis could have taken over for Innocent on an interim basis?  Hathaway would have hated having Lewis as a boss again, and as Hathaway was pre-occupied with his dad, Lewis would have to step in- right on top of Hathawayâs toes.  Or, what if Moody had been crooked?  Hathaway would be eager to please his new boss and have blind faith in him, but Lewis suspects something is amiss.  So when Moody tries to sideline Lewis ostensibly for his age, it is really because Lewis is the only one capable of finding out the truth.  Lewis would get into a do-or-die situation with Moody, and Hathaway could save the day. Laura would still smack Robbie around for putting himself in harmâs way. But thatâs not how it unfolds in series 9; instead itâs more of Robbie fighting to be relevant.
At the very least, I was glad to see scenes of Lewis happy at last with Hobson in series 8 (sniff, sniff, these are lacking in series 9). Â I imagine that, even if he paid someone to finish the canoe for him, Robbie will have other woodworking projects and Laura will be enjoying the fumes for years to come. Â
V is for Val
Alphabetical Reasons to Love Lewis, day 22
Val Lewis is Robbieâs wife and the mother of his kids; she is the anchor of Robbieâs life throughout the tumultuous days of Morse. She pops up sporadically in the background of the show several times over the course of the years and is featured in many of Lewisâ stories. Â (Why would she want to go see âCatsâ when she is allergic, Robbie wonders aloud.) Â An adoring husband, Robbie says that he likes her a bit plump when Val is on a slimming kick. Â Indeed, a few of Valâs outside interests intersect nicely with the murder du jour- not just the dieting cult, but the Greek lessons and the TV shows that she makes Robbie watch are a few examples.
Valâs only spoken line is when she orders dinner in a Greek restaurant, and Lewis recruits Valâs Greek teacher to help in a murder investigation (Greeks Bearing Gifts).  Val must have made a lot of progress with her language skills as in Cherubim and Seraphim, Robbie asks his son where mum is and the young Lewis responds that âmumâs down at the wine store translating.  Itâs Cyprus sherry week!â  There must be more of a story behind that⌠Â
Val, killed in a hit and run as part of a failed robbery by Simon Monkford, is omnipresent in Lewis; her perfume on a victim; the mattress that hurts Robbieâs back but itâs all thatâs left of his marriage; Robbieâs dislike of psychologists; and that picture of her in the red shirt that seems to migrate to every room of Robbie house and his office are all reminders of what once was.  âI loved me wife,â Robbie emphatically tells his former sergeant Ally MacLennon when she suggests that adultery was commonplace among married coppers.  Though Robbie gets some closure when Simon Monkford is brought to justice, Robbie admits to Michelle Marber years later that he still needs to talk to his wife every day.  And yet, in one of the last episodes (Ramblinâ Boy), Robbie doesnât feel that familiar pain as he watches a family grieving at the crematorium.  At long last, Val is slipping away. Â
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PS, on the subject of Robbieâs man-pain, I recommend Joe Maddisonâs War, starring Kevin Whately. Â The story and setting are a bit different than Lewis, but there are many plot/family similarities too- itâs also written by Alan Plater who penned several Lewis episodes. Â It has a personal approach, so if you need to see Robbie exploring his emotions, this is your best bet!