you can't kill me bitch

t shirt that says ‘I dry hump with passion and purpose’

your kidnapper jerking themselves off with your bound hands

There’s something delicious about a man writhing on a strap, moaning like it’s the best thing he’s ever felt. Eyes rolled back, legs shaking, and still begging for more. Like he was made for it.

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

where’s my evil wife who teases me mercilessly and coos at me with faux sympathy while she twists my nipples till i sob huh?

and for the lady perhaps a whiny man with big doe eyes that'll thank her for slapping him across his face

i’m gonna lay in bed and fantasize about being groped now

No baby, you can’t cum. It’s cute to see you beg for it tho, do it again.

slapped my boyfriend across the face and then pet his hair lovingly i think ive reached nirvana

can i jerk you off under a blanket while we’re with your friends and no one’s paying attention or is that too much for you to handle?