empurpled

telling the knight that if he truly were a stoic of that bygone Roman era, he would train in the nude and let me watch pleaseee

i do not have a humiliation fetish i really dont like it at all. its something that i dont like happening to me

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Im a salmon girlie. I love you salmon.