proud dolphin hater

im trying to talk nicer to myself how do people do that

accidentally pavloved a fight or flight response to sextape by deftones because i used it as my birth control alarm when i used to be on it

thinking about things i’ve done in the past that were shitty and/ or really stupid and i want to go back in the past and beat my ass oh my god

book so sad it legit made me super sick i’ve been barfing for hours and head hurts

the most stressful part of baldurs gate is trying to get gale not to kill himself

i fucking love merlot cheese

hey universe that’s the wrong person i didn’t want that one to text me what is going on hello helloo and im like scared what do you want from me why u been in my dreams now why this get the hell out i actually thought it was a dream for a second when i woke up from a nap then i wake up and no it is indeed reality