"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

Gandalf fresh from the spa with a haircut and a blowout, loopy on resurrection juice, being coy about his identity when he meets Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas in Fangorn. Stealing Saruman's trademark color and asserting any "who wore it better" articles would be unanimously in his favor. Showing off his pedigree horse. Who is doing it like him