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Harry tried to make an omelette with oil:
Ron: It's exploding! IT'S EXPLODING!

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Gilderoy and Hooch be like:
Adding the word 'bitch' in all iconic sentences in Harry potter.
"You're a wizard, Harry, bitch."
"My father will hear about this bitch!"
"It's Wingardium LeviOsa, not LevioSA, bitch."
"Troll in the dungeon! Thought you'd wanna know bitch."
"Let me introduce you to the new defense against the dark arts teacher, me, bitch!"
"Ow! You idiot! Bitch!"
"Hem hem, bitch."
"EXPECTO PATRONUM BITCH!"
Pt.2 soon.
~`• Deepest desires (Herrscher!Quirrell)
•°~Disclaimer~°•
Hi! This is my first ever fanfic dedicated to Herrscher!Quirrell.
A little information about Herrscher!Quirrell?
He is the herrscher of desperation. He is also proclaimed as the 3rd herrscher to ever exist in the magic world. In this fanfic we will go through where his herrscher consciousness goes in to convince Quirrell in his dreams.
What to expect in this fanfiction
- swearing(?)
- alternative storyline
I hope you enjoy!
Quirinus, in his pajamas, laying in bed reading books. He always did this before bed. After he finished halfway through the book he closed the book and turned off the lights. And wait for the sleepiness to arrive, putting him into slumber.
He looked up the ceiling, thinking of something. His body has been weakened up and he felt more tired than usual. His health weren't all that okay after he enrolled himself in Hogwarts as a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Why do I feel so tired? I didn't get that much energy as I used to. I might overworked myself... He thought then he felt dizzy and shut down his eyes for the night.
He opened his eyes to see the underground chamber. In front of him was the mirror. Why would he be standing in front of a mirror? What does this dream is trying to say to me?
"Go in front of it, and tell me what do you see.." A random voice, no, his own voice said. He walked closer and wait for the results. The reflection of himself smiled at him. His eyes from brown turned into orange with a tint of yellow. His pupils from a circle turns into a diamond.
"That's me... But my eyes are yellow.." Quirinus replied. Gulped at the sight of his reflection staring at him, smirking. The reflection's attire is also changed. From a necktie turns into an ascot tie and the color changes into magenta. There was a blue crystal onto it. And then there's furs covered the neck area. His sleeves poofed up and one side of the tip of his suit became lavender colored. His black trousers suddenly has gold lines appeared. His shoes became pure black matching with the trousers and there were gold lines onto the shoes. His turban dropped and it grew inches longer. On the middle of the turban there were 2 blue crystals and 1 orange crystal decorated. A cape appears behind his back too.
"Why do I l-l-look like that?! Who is he?! That's not me!" Quirinus exclaimed.
"Oh but it is you. Why do you deny your true identity?" An unknown figure appeared behind his back and hugged him while floating.
"Say, what is your thoughts about humanity?" The unknown figure asked.
"Weird question, but humanity is us humans. I am a human. A wizard is still a human. So why not I have a faith in humanity? Since it's the reason I am what I am now.. All of us can live in harmony and be nice to eachother if we try.." Quirinus said.
"It is all a lie, humans are selfish and greedy, and it will always be that way, harmony doesn't exist when it comes to humans. They may seem nice but some are just a two-faced bitch. All animals, creatures will be happier if humanity doesn't exist." The figure replied.
"Why are you telling me all of this? Why did you ask me that question? If you were gonna talk shit about it to me anyways..." Quirinus asked.
"What I meant, is that you are chosen to destroy humanity. Can't you see? You were bullied to the point you were thinking of death! Do you still forgive them?!" The figure asked.
"I forgive them, everyone deserves second chances." Quirinus replied.
"Look at you! You are the beautiful, smart Quirinus Quirrell! You wanted to prove yourself don't you? Don't let these talents you have goes to a waste!" The figure said.
"I do want to prove myself! I don't want my talent to go to a waste either...." Quirinus replied.
"Exactly, and these humans get in the way! Come, Quirrell, reject humanity and become the most powerful god and destroy humanity!" The figure encouraged Quirinus.
"No! And never! Leave. Me. Alone! I know your plan! You can never turn me into a herrscher!" Quirinus exclaimed
"We'll see about that... The sun is rising.. The time is up for me.." The figure replied. And dissapeared in thin air. Quirinus sighed in relief, he is happy he's not convinced into becoming a herrscher and destroy humanity. But he needs to watch out for his thoughts. Maybe he'll come back the next time he slept through the night..
"You may think I am a faker, but what's not fake for sure is my ability to turn into a chainsaw demon, Snape."
C h a i n s a w L o c k h a r t
(snape knows what's up)

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Quirrell's Kpop playlist😳
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Official design of hersheys- I mean, herrscher of desperation.
Perks
- Your turban will be inches longer
- You will have cool powers
- You can destroy humanity if you want to
- You have cool fits.
- HoD's powers is similar to Void and Sentience, so if your favourite is HoV or HoS. You'll love being HoD for sure.
- You can summon honkais. And be friends with them :D
so i was thinking about how i can make sybill , gilderoy and quirinus interact without one of them ending up dead or well , without their memories erased and an idea popped into my mind .
quirinus in first movie / book wasn't quirrell . look look look hear me out . you're thirsty for them being happy , and so am I so hear me out .
it takes place in second year . the school year has started , like just a few weeks in nothing too big . everyone is minding their own business ( except gilderoy , who is making everything about him again as usual ✨ ) . until he can't , because wherever he goes , it's empty . he's sure he can hear people , and when he goes to investigate , he finds nearly half of the school is at the bridge outside . so gilderoy being gilderoy , he rushes to the scene to find out what is happening .
when he arrives , he is shocked . because quirinus fucking quirrell is alive , standing there . well , while also panicking because Snape and Dumbledore are holding him in place with their wands pointed at him .
ndkddkd the plot is just the first movie quirrell is not quirrell , instead Voldemort possessed someone else and used magic to morph the person to quirrell to get the job .
quirinus had absolutely no idea why his co-workers are pointing their wands at him while demanding answers , and gilderoy has to step in because goddamnit he's about to have a fucking panic attack . they want answers yet won't let him answer ??
it also allows him to place his hands on him to make sure he's real and won't just . . disappear .
• they ask quirrell how he's alive , to which he answered , quite scared : " i never died ?? what are you all talking about what's wrong ?! "
• before snape can demand more answers with threats and spit out what happened , potter is there !
• which makes everything worse , because it's not everyday a 12 year old tells you that they killed you , that you were possessed .
• so half of it is just quirinus yelling out that he never came back a year ago from his travel at all , that he has been traveling this entire time , he even sent letters to Dumbledore ! in panic .
• gilderoy does his best to try to calm him down while keeping himself in check but he obviously fails do he just yells out " all of you SHUT UP ! " and hugs quirrell .
• gilderoy lockhart , yelling out is quite a shock , so it works for a small while . they stand there , and as the voices quiet down , it's time for gilderoy to break down ! <3
• after he's done crying ( " a brave man such as myself does not cry , quirinus don't be ridiculous . " ) he is dragging quirrell's ass to the hospital wing because he has scars and yes he can see the bandages sticking out from his robe he's not blind
• this is where sybill learns about quirrell . her class didn't arrive 15 minutes into class , and she couldn't see anything from her window . when she left her tower , however , there were noises and lots of footsteps through the hallways .
• it wasn't long before he finds a train of students following someone— so she quickly cuts in to see what's to important , and into the wing . ( quite worriedly too , though it's not quite visible by her already wide looking eyes behind thick glasses )
• she has never , ever ran this fast in her life from one point to another . she just SPRINTS towards quirrell when she sees him being ( forcefully , by madam pomfrey and gilderoy ) lowered to one of the beds and just throwing herself at him fully .
• once again , quirinus is confused and worried , but he clings back because it's been 3 years since he had last seen his friends or gotten a letter from them ! he almost thought they forgot about him ( :(( )
• so yeah ,,, it's just Dumbledore and his friends explaining shit ( and one or two panic attacks but it's fiiine ) that went down in the first year and quirinus helping gilderoy with dark arts classes because god what were you thinking gilderoy * cue a smack on the back of the head * what is this quiz ? huh ?? is this how sybill and he raised him ?!
A happy ending for Quirrell :)
Herrscher!Quirrell sounds fun🤷
I had this random idea for having Quirrell as a herrscher, a threat to the magic world aside from Voldemort. He turned into a herrscher without realizing it. Now he's here to wipe out humanity. The gem didn't associate with his powers, at all. It's for the sake of the decorations on his turban.
Quirinus Quirrel, herrscher of desperation
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POV: Quirrell loves you
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to
TW: Blood
Yandere!Quirrell 😀
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Heartbreak Melody - Austria creepypasta
This is an upcoming creepypasta I have planned, please check it out on my wattpad!❤️
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