The nicest pink haired lady you've ever met

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

I agree 100%. And they should have to have a real job back home like it used to be