Mr. Would Be Rather

Be a superhero who fights weekly villains or fights for one cause?

So basically would you rather be someone like Spiderman or a firefighter? Both are heroes, but they focus on different things. The world cannot fully be without firefighters -- and Queens doesn't want to be with Spiderman (see Tobey Maguire spiderman movies where they had a whole section of wishing spiderman would return and help the city out).

Live in a world where no one has to work again or live in a world where jobs are actually equal opportunity for everyone?

Have a world of infinite pronouns or a world with no pronouns?

This is up for interpretation.

Be able to time travel 2 days into the past

Or...

Be able to time travel 2 days into the future?

No one would know you can time travel and no one will believe you if you say you can time travel.

Sit through a 10 hour presentation on your country's history and why your current ruler is so great. (Anytime you fall asleep, zone out, look at something other then the presentation, or try to chat with someone near you, you get zapped).

Or...

Have to give a 3 hour presentation in front of your family, friends, and 5 strangers about your internet history.

Be confined in a container with molasses. You can breathe but you can't leave. The space is shaped to fit your body but is wider so that your limbs can still technically move in the molasses.

Or

Be confined in a solid container. You can breathe but you cannot move at all or leave. The container is shaped to fit your body. (Edited).

In both scenarios you will be trapped for 3 hours. Your head will be in a separate area from your body, you cannot see your body nor the outside world. Your head will be confined with enough room to roll your head around. You will not run out of air at all.

Would you rather?

Be stuck eating. No matter what you do, you can't stop eating and you never seem to run out of food to eat. You can't control it or give away the food, it always seems to appear in your hand and you can't control that hand anymore. Exceptions - sleeping, shitting, pissing, showering (you still feast while you bathe), drinking water (and water only), and washing your hands.

Or

Be stuck jogging. You cannot stop jogging no matter what you do. You can never walk, speed walk, run, skip, slide, ski, snow board, ect. again. If you sit your legs will keep bouncing as if they were still jogging (but obviously to a point). Exceptions - sleeping, showering, bathing, pissing (for guys because they stand).

Be the human best friend of the main hero/character (no you don't get any powers)

Or...

Be the second season villain

Your name changing once per two hours randomly and you have no idea when it changes or what it changes to. But everyone knows your (new) name and all documents containing your name changes with it as if it has always been this name. This means your name could change anywhere between 8 and 10 and you wouldn't know until someone else gives you your name.

Or....

No one knows your name correctly. Your name has not changed and if you change it this still applies. Anyone you tell your name to will say it wrong even if they are repeating it back to you, if someone reads your name they'll read it wrong. Even your online name will never be typed or repeated correctly, even with copy and paste. Everyone will think they are saying your name correctly and no one can be corrected.