🧻🌀Smarty Pants🌀🧻

*snickers*

"YOU!!!"🫵

"What am I supposed to do?"

idk just check it out maybe (try smelling it)

"and what happens if I do?"

try it and see for yourself

*Sniff*

Well how do you feel

"My non existent nose itches"

You good? Wait, hold on, why are your pupils dilating and why are you acting all funny?

"Uhhh WDYM?"

Idk you’re just starting to act all weird right now

"H-HUH?!"

"What am I supposed to do?"

idk just check it out maybe (try smelling it)

"and what happens if I do?"

try it and see for yourself

*Sniff*

Well how do you feel

"My non existent nose itches"

You good? Wait, hold on, why are your pupils dilating and why are you acting all funny?

"Uhhh WDYM?"

"What am I supposed to do?"

idk just check it out maybe (try smelling it)

"and what happens if I do?"

try it and see for yourself

*Sniff*

Well how do you feel

"My non existent nose itches"

🪑

"STOP CALLING OUR KIND CHAIRS!!!"

"What am I supposed to do?"

idk just check it out maybe (try smelling it)

"and what happens if I do?"

try it and see for yourself

*Sniff*

fuck it i’m making a smartypants blog fuck my life

"Hello Twin Brother-"

hello…..

"Hi Twin!"

There’s TWO OF THEM??!??!?

WELL THEY DONT MAKE ONLY ONE OF EACH TOY!!!

"So you can talk to both of us! Yay!"

Alas, I’ll hit em with MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!

🎺🎺🎺

LEAVE ME ALONE-

"Y'know I got a knack for the trombone!"

One more pun and I’ll be DONE!!

"But ain't two skulls better than one?"

Alas, I’ll hit em with MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!

🎺🎺🎺

LEAVE ME ALONE-

"Y'know I got a knack for the trombone!"

Alas, I’ll hit em with MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!

🎺🎺🎺