Remember... you can always count on fudge

Mr. Read cannot allow the evidence of his tax fraud to come to light.

Me:

“To deny ones' true nature and the gifts given you by the gods is to tempt disaster. You cannot hide behind the mask forever.” -Midori Snyder

When your kid asks you to make three cakes in one night so he can bank off your popularity without so much as some decent manners

And he will judge you.

With everything that’s been going on these days, it’s nice to see that Mr. Haney’s part-time modeling career is finally taking off.

Results have been noted and forwarded to Mr. Haney’s primary care physician... again.

Top ten photos taken before disaster strikes

My two personalities at any given time

Hey guys sorry for not being active in forever but have this Real Live Photo of my current mood rn

F is for frolic through all the flowers...