Overall Bullshit

My rival school’s Latin teacher quit his job to become a gay pornstar

Is there a tinder for lesbians?

When you're drinking a peanut butter milkshake and you get that clump of thick peanut butter in your mouth and half of you is like oh god why and the other half is busting a nut

Of course the ketchup crisis of 2k17 was a tragedy, but without it I would've never been introduced to the wonder of honey mustard so for that I am grateful

If you want to be relatable and not cringy, make whatever you were going to gush about communism. Like if you were gonna talk about a fandom, replace the fandom withcommunism and the people with Russian leaders

Our next hero should be the six armed gunslinger