lower back pain peter parker

Benzo: You're right. You've been so patient, waiting for me to come bring you some entertainment. You're lucky I adore you. LA it is.

Jen: You're going to have to be around somewhere because if this moose does in fact chomp my finger off then I'm going to need someone to take me to the hospital. Also someone to take a picture of me feeding the moose. You're fucking kidding me. What's a bitch gotta do to see some fucking moose? I hate everything. Would you judge me if I got into the Christmas spirit this early? I'm aware everyone's being spooky as fuck right now for Halloween and whatever the fuck, but I'm over it and I want Christmas. I mean, clearly they don't since they're all walking STD's. Some of them don't even try to hide it. The last time I was there I saw two hippos getting it on. It was the worst thing I've ever witnessed. What can I say? My mood is hangry 95% of the time and yet you still like me somehow. Why do you like suffering? I'm never gonna steal your gorillas away from you, I promise. I know you have a special connection with them so I wouldn't even dream of it. What if I want to spoil them though? Like, I feel like I should be allowed to do that. I mean, I do have a very special connection with them that you and I just don't have. So I don't know. They might actually be my best friends and maybe I've been lying to you. I'm sorry. Hella dope. Stop.

Jen: Maybe I should have. Next time! I'm going to see my moose no matter what I have to do. Well, I'm not sure I want to feed any wild moose. Those could definitely bite off my fingers. I'm talking about some tame moose, you know? Moose that have been trained to eat food and not human fingers. Yes there are deer at the zoo and they are very interesting creatures. They remind me of Christmas and I love that. Brush up on your deer knowledge and you'll learn how cool they really are. What are these animals doing to each other? Why do all of them have STD's? Are zoo's just one with animal sex party once everyone leaves? A cute spiky little ball of love is what you meant, I think. The spikes are still out once you give me food, but I'm less likely to stick you in the butt with them. I hope you know that I'm going to try and prove you wrong and befriend all of your gorilla friends. I know you're their #1 though so I won't steal them away. I just wanna gossip about you to them is all. I would do anything for the girls, I hope you know. You too, but maybe not pull you around in a wagon because I can't support your laziness. You are cute. You're also really hot so I'll give you that too. But cool? Don't make me lie to you. Did they actually say that? Because I will cry. And die. They are the sweetest and I adore them.

Jen: I didn’t plan this party. Can we go to Canada and hang out with some moose? Preferably some nice ones that I can feed little pellet food to from my hand. They have deer at the zoo so why shouldn’t they have moose? Why do you love crushing my dreams? Koalas are cute but they are STD ridden little things. They’re also lazy as fuck. Am I a koala? Without the STD’s. Maybe that wasn’t the best animal to compare myself to, let’s move on. I know better than to not call them your friends. I know they’re you’re actual best friends and you tell them everything, even if they say nothing back. I’m gonna try to see if I can get some secrets out of them when we visit them. I’m okay with pulling the girls. We’ll make sure to keep you well fed and happy so you don’t whine. That’s cute. You’re cute. Are you going home today? I’ll be back tomorrow morning and I miss you a little bit too. After you have some alone time with the girls maybe we can do something. I don’t want to ruin your family time.

y’all want to know something weird…the only part of our skeleton that we actually clean is our teeth? lets that sink in for a moment there. hi i’m miley cyrus and i’m filled with useless little facts like this.

I’m glad we don’t have to clean any more than that. How weird would it be if we had to do a daily routine of scrubbing down all our bones? I think I’d rather stick to a daily calcium vitamin. Cause I’m not cut out for any more than that.

Benzo: I'm almost done in France and I'm trying to figure out where to go to next? Do I go back to NY? Go to LA? I need suggestions here please. :)

Jen: No moose. Why didn't you give me the names of these people when you knew I was going? Keeping that kind of information from me is rude. Let's go to the zoo when we're both home. Then I won't have to watch hours of moose videos and I can just see some in real life instead before we spend hours hanging out with your gorilla friends. We should take the girls when we're both back, if you're okay for that. I miss them. I haven't seen their faces in two whole weeks!! I'll braid your hair for you. You'll have the prettiest french braid of everyone. How was comic con? Did you have a good time? Do a lot of fun panel things? Tell me everything.

Liv: I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but that's a good idea. You should totally kick my ass, I need it every few days. I can handle that, of course I can... I think. Can YOU handle being my loveable ass friend though? Oh please, I could drink you under the table. Some skills never go away. I'll protect you from the Marvel people, I turned down a role once, i can handle them.. sorta haha.

Liv: Dude, I use a google alert like most lazy stalkers. I got no time to search around for you, it's better if everything is delivered to my email, ya know? Wait, for real? I know that you don't share much but I didn't think I was the only one who knew. Shucks, now I do feel special. We're friends again lol and you'll be my man of honor if I get to be your best woman, it's only fair. That's the beauty of Ted Talks.. they are all over the internet so I would be crying from the comfort of my own couch. Haha, you're such a baby. I'll get you on a heavier thing.

Jake: You asked for it, lady. Give me a time and place and we'll throw down. I'll get somebody to film it shakycam style. Depending on how embarrassing of a loss it is for me, I might upload it somewhere. We'll see what happens. Also, I never thanked for making sure I didn't miss my flight. So, thank you for looking out for me. I'm just glad you didn't end up having to strongarm anyone.

Jen: You wanna know everything? Well okay, I'll tell you. First of all, they don't have moose. Or at least I couldn't find any. I went on a walk looking for some and walked back disappointed. I don't know what I was going to do after I saw the moose, but I was excited and now I'm just hurt. Secondly, no to both. But I might come back home saying 'eh' after everything and 'aboot'. I'm kind of glad the costume fell through, the people of Comic Con don't deserve it and I'd be upset if they got to see it before I did.