4 variations of an ending

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

god I love how formally garrus speaks. all his conditional verb tenses and his "indeed" and his "I suppose" and the way his primary curse words are "damn," "crap," and "bastards." this guy was on omega.

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

I just think more people should watch Pluto its heart wrenching, thought provoking, everything. It’s so good

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust