All bangs, no mental health

“my doctors are recommending I get a C-section due to [VALID MEDICAL CONCERN THAT CAN KILL MOTHER AND BABY] but I don’t want one and I think they just want more money out of me” doctors are lazy as fuck, do you really think they’re chomping at the bit to perform surgery? I can’t get them to run bloodwork and they don’t even have to do that themselves

“every painfully normal woman is worth 10 painfully normal men” and I completely stand by that. Also, I’ve found painfully average women often have other things going on under the surface, more depth and more personality than they’re willing to show the world. Trying to get a seemingly boring guy to open up is like pulling teeth but seemingly boring women love to surprise you with secret hobbies or unexpected worldviews or unusual interests. Sometimes you’re pleasantly surprised, sometimes you find out this seemingly normal mom of 3 is quietly evil.

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,