this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

wait you might be onto something with that actually

This post rises in value every day.

This comic will only get funnier with time

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

World of Warcraft

Why would tumblr update. They know we’re all autistic

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”