wink wink, nod nod | On the corner of Tweak & Sketch….didja keep the sketch? no, I mean the one of the car you took that morning. do you have ADHD? take (wikipedia) amphetamine? meth amphetamine? had a PET Scan? Bank of America created the credit card? Sold their credit card business?
W8 a NY Minute! I know you! You guys still can’t find my CNBC Analyst interview? :-/ me neither.
What did we talk about? Is it true that the camera adds 20 pounds?
I’ve been thinking about getting on film. Potentially in a 7 Hour compilation video of secret surveillance footage in my apartment in San Francisco.
You guys remember? A clear violation of my human rights? Are you sure there were no cameras in any of my apartments? Why is that building (in Brooklyn) now weirdly covered in brick and …. forget it. i’m just paranoid. Apparently I had pretty decent taste.
Im thinking about becoming a porn star. After filing a formal complaint with the woman formerly known as my wife at the SF PD. With the ACLU. Pointless.
How was I able to tap into the feed of my apartment in Brooklyn and capture the view of the inside of my apartment from the ceiling?
Can I possibly be the only unwitting amateur porn star that doesn’t know where to find footage of myself at the porn store?
Whaddya mean that the FBI was investigating a nationwide network of “motels” across the country? If it says “these premises are under surveillance by the Garden Grove PD I can assume when I’m next on vacation with my family, someone’s got a camera in the TV screen? Some weirdo is jacking off to me and my wife doing the nasty? What if my kids find the internet a figure out that … i’m paying $99.99 for triple play (tv … phone …internet? i thought the internet was just a phone call? is it possible to get onto the internet without dialing a phone call? NOW IM REALLY CONFUSED).
Can you guys really plant a microphone in a landline phone and turn it on to use it as a recording device?
Do you need a warrant for that?
Apple accidentally was recording people with FaceTime, even if their phones werent connected to other phones? Is that like when I’m filming myself fucking my girlfriend? without telling her? boy…these cameras are getting smaller and smaller.
Can you sneak one into the cable box so you can film me having sex in the privacy of my home while I’m watching porn?
Is that like French Impressionism (which I am not sure I’d call “art”, but who am I to judge. I had a fake French Impressionist painting above my desk of NYC during a snowstorm. I think that’s called an “anachronism”. Seriously, how many people could you all conceivably track at one time? Let’s see…300 million Americans…1 undercover FBI Agent spending his entire life following one person (effectively having no life, because his life is following your life)…and who’s watching him/her? Do I at least get royalties on my porn sales? Remind me once again how Chris Farley died?
I don’t know much about software, hardware or violation of fourth amendment rights, but that seems like a slippery slope….and a weird programming error.
Thanks “Dubyah” for repealing the Patriot Act on February 16, 2008.
so…what else bottomed besides the housing market, car sales…OMG I swear on my life I’ve never seen Barack Obama’s penis. :-/
We’ve never had the pleasure of being introduced. I’ve yet to make it to the White House to have dinner. Never met Hank Paulsen. Any of the treasury secretaries.
Im “persona non grata” in the tech industry.
My Nigga. You guys may want to look into 12 step programs or “recovery”. In my humble opinion.
For those of you who confused me with “po po”. I’m still living on welfare in the hood. Or the ghetto. Or whatever. BECAUSE I HAVENT EARNED ANY MONEY IN OVER 20 YEARS.
just keeping it real people.