RICK  &  MORTY  SENTENCE  STARTERS. Â
âRight now, weâre gonna go pick up your little friend.âÂ
âY'know, I want you to have somebody.â
â Iâm taking charge of the situation, buddy!â
âIf you love her/him so much, why donât you⊠marry her/him?!âÂ
âIâm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing!âÂ
â Big tough guy all of a sudden.âÂ
âAlright, alright, calm down. Listen to me.âÂ
âI know that new situations can be intimidating.â Â
âIâm no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time.â Â
âY'know, we did something great today.â Â
âI didnât know hanging out with you was making me smarter!âÂ
âIn reality, youâre as dumb as they come.âÂ
âI have to give âem up just to get your parents off my back!â Â
âBoy, youâre really gonna flip your lid over this one.âÂ
âItâs just like that movie you keep crowing about!âÂ
âYou donât have to try and impress me, _____!âÂ
âHey! I said nobody move, buddy!âÂ
âJust do the same thing here and weâll be fine!âÂ
âThey were removed. Where have they gone?âÂ
âYou will walk when it is time to walk.âÂ
âYou can run but you canât hide, bitch!âÂ
âWell, at least I didnât really crap my pants.âÂ
âYouâre sleeping in your crap right now.âÂ
âAre these pills supposed to wake me up or something?âÂ
âWho are you?! Answer me!âÂ
âOkay, well, I canât cure death.â  Â
âWhereâs the anger coming from, man?âÂ
âFuck those people. Fuck this whole thing, ______. â Â
âWell, make yourself comfortable because I suck.âÂ
âWhatâre you lookinâ at, motherfucker?!â
âLetâs go make ourselves at home, huh?âÂ
âIâll do you a favor. Iâll throw in a fart.âÂ
âOh, it looks cool, huh? Thatâs why you want it?âÂ
âYou speak when youâre spoken to, ding-a-ling!â Â
âThis place is the worst! I wanna go home!!â
âWhat are you gonna do, ground me?!â Â
âI donât wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!âÂ
âWhat about weapons?! What about domination of the enemy?!âÂ
âIâd rather breath poison than live another minute with you!âÂ
âWeâre not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.âÂ
âOh, now theyâre resting comfortably in my stomach.â Â
âI really could go for some enchiladas!âÂ
âCan I show you something?âÂ
âI basically destroyed the whole world.âÂ
âIâm proud of you two for working together.â Â
âDo I need to call the police?âÂ
âI donât care what anyone says.â Â
âI promise never to make that your problem again.âÂ
âI got a computer in here, you know?âÂ
âAnd also, knock next time, you know?â
âAlso, every ten seconds, it stabs your balls.âÂ
âThis place is a real whoâs who of whoâs you and me.âÂ
âDude, are you..? Wait, youâre being a dick, right?âÂ
âSo⊠I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!âÂ
âI havenât quite captured your beautiful eyes.â Â
âThis is probably the best thing that could have happened to me!â Â
âEventually, everything either is or isnât.âÂ
âWhatever youâre asking, the answer is Iâm amazing.â Â
âIâm glad that was painful! You deserve it!âÂ
âYour relationship with your father is psychotic!âÂ
âPay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?âÂ
âYouâre not the cause of your parentsâ misery, youâre just a symptom of it.â
âWhat people call âloveâ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.âÂ