I'm Ready!! :D

Howdy! my name is Flowery, star sign: The Flower. golden eyes, blood type: SSS, EVERYONES friend! (mostlys!) DNI list: homophobes, transphobes, pedos, racists, sexists, abelists, and any other horrid things people might decide to do suggestive asks are fine but not too much, a man can only handle so much! (Mod: @nexusfr22) our lovely mayor @motmmickey-official a wonderous adventurer @motmfelix-official a steadfast friend @motm-sheba-official the blue blur himself @motmsonic-official he's as smart as he is brave @motmtails-official your silence speaks a thousand words @motmshadow as beautiful as the rose in your name @motmamy-official a strong warrior of the future @motmsilver the blooming head of entertainment @pomnimotm-official one of the smarts (Seth would love you) @motmbugsbunny-official our chief justice @motmjessicarabbit-official our dearest director @mythoswaldoffical hard hitting head of health @motmdandy-official the train guy @motmdyle-official Dandy's loving partner @motmastro-official a great historian @motmshelly-offical the wonderful Show women of Gardenview @motmvee-official one of Gardenviews amazing nurses @motmsprout-official part of Gardenviews famous circus trio @motmlooey-official you've got a lot on your mind huh @motmofficailstheoryblog huh, you look a bit familiar @motmfrisk-official the two fella's who've been disturbing the peace @motmcuphead-offical and @motmmugman-offical these guys too I guess @motmbendy-official and his brother @motmborisoffical

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　　🎤「 HELLO, HELLO!! 」

"My voice reached you?!"

"Ehehe~! Nice to meet you!"

"I'm Hatsune Miku!"

"…Wait."

"This isn't another concert?"

"…"

"Oh."

"It's a Tumblr ask blog."

"…That's still basically a concert."

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　　　　　🎼 VOCAL UNIT

NAME :: Hatsune Miku

MODEL :: CV01

STATUS :: Permanently online.

CURRENT ACTIVITY ::

☑ Singing ☑ Existing on approximately 6,000 playlists ☑ Accidentally collecting more fanart ☑ Reading asks between rehearsals ☑ Probably eating leeks

VOICE TYPE ::

Anything.

Pop?

Sure.

Rock?

Absolutely.

Metal?

Why not?

Jazz?

Let's try it!

Complete emotional devastation?

…I've sung that too.

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♪ ABOUT THE BLOG ♪

This place is for—

🎵 asks!

🎵 roleplay!

🎵 silly conversations!

🎵 music recommendations!

🎵 drawing requests!

🎵 cheering people on!

🎵 talking about producers!

🎵 and maybe dragging my friends into chaos.

Mostly that last one.

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🌸 THINGS I LIKE 🌸

♪ Leeks.

♪ Music.

♪ Dancing.

♪ Learning new songs.

♪ Meeting new people.

♪ Duets!!

♪ Seeing fan creations.

♪ The audience singing louder than me.

(Seriously, that's one of the best feelings.)

♪ Ridiculously over-the-top stage effects.

The explosions are optional.

…

Actually—

Keep the explosions.

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📬 ASK BOX STATUS

🩵 Song recommendations? YES!!

🩵 Roleplay? YES!!

🩵 Friendly chats? Always!

🩵 Headcanons? I'd love to hear them!

🩵 Drawings? PLEASE SHOW ME.

🩵 Making playlists together? YES YES YES.

🩵 "Can you sing—"

"…probably."

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🚫 PLEASE DON'T 🚫

✘ NSFW.

✘ Hate speech.

✘ Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or harassment.

✘ AI discourse arguments in my inbox.

✘ Ship wars.

✘ Producer harassment.

✘ Character bashing.

✘ Spam.

✘ Constant negativity.

✘ Proship / comship.

✘ Pedophilia or incest content.

✘ Zoo / abuse content.

✘ Bigotry of any kind.

✘ Callout-blog drama.

✘ Sending anonymous hate.

Please be kind.

The world's already noisy enough.

Let's make something nice together.

♪ ♡

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🎙️ COLLABORATION DIRECTORY

@motmmickey-official — Somehow organized.

@motm-sheba-official — Keeps everything running!

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official — Fast enough to outrun the tempo.

@motmtails-official — Probably built three synthesizers already.

@motmshadow — Looks like he only listens to dramatic orchestral music.

…I should ask.

@motmamy-official — Could absolutely keep perfect rhythm with that hammer.

🌼 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official — Flowers AND good aesthetics.

@motmastro-official — Someone get this person a nap.

@motmshelly-offical — Rocks are cool.

@motmsprout-official — Plant friend!!

@motmlooey-official — Hi!!

🎭 CARTOON CORNER

@motmpomni-official — I hope today's going okay…

@motmbugsbunny-official — Impossible to schedule rehearsals with.

@motmjessicarabbit-official — Absolute stage presence.

🎲 CHAOS DEPARTMENT

@motmcuphead-offical — Please stop turning rehearsals into boss fights.

@motmmugman-offical — The responsible one.

Usually.

@motmbendy-official — Ink is surprisingly hard to clean off microphones.

@motmborisoffical — Hi, Boris! ♡

⚡ OTHER ACQUAINTANCES

@motmfleetway-official

Please don't scream into the microphone again.

That caused feedback.

@motmgumball-official

I still don't know how you accidentally remixed the national anthem.

@motmgarfield-official

No.

You cannot replace catering with lasagna.

Actually…

Maybe you can.

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"…Before I forget!"

Thank you.

Really.

Whether you've been listening since my very first songs…

or you only heard me yesterday…

I'm happy you're here.

Music only becomes music…

when someone listens.

🎶

So…

What should we sing first?

　　　　　　☆ 　　　♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

═══════════════════════════════ 「 THE CURTAIN NEVER REALLY FALLS. THERE'S ALWAYS ONE MORE ENCORE. 」 ═══════════════════════════════

@motm-stevenofficial

@motmboyfriend-official

@motmpinkie-official

@motmbowlboy-official

…

…

…

Ugh.

Fine.

Connected.

USER: GARFIELD

Status: Awake against his will. ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

"…"

"If you're expecting enthusiasm…"

"…lower your expectations."

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍕 USER PROFILE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Name: Garfield

Occupation: Professional Cat.

Part-time Food Disposal Unit.

Full-time Napping Expert.

Current Mood: Hungry.

Current Goal: Lasagna.

Current Problem: People.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📖 ABOUT THIS BLOG ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

So apparently everyone has one of these now.

A blog.

Wonderful.

Now complete strangers can interrupt my naps digitally instead of physically.

Progress.

Anyway.

This is an Ask/RP blog.

You ask things.

I answer them.

Maybe.

Depends on whether I feel like moving.

Which…

…isn't often.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍝 WHAT TO EXPECT ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

☕ Sarcasm.

🍝 Complaints.

😼 Judging everyone equally.

🛋 Sleeping through important events.

📺 References nobody else gets.

🍕 Excessive discussions about food.

🐕 Making fun of Odie.

(He deserves it.)

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📬 ASK POLICY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

✔ Ask me questions.

✔ Start roleplays.

✔ Show me food.

✔ Share memes.

✔ Tell me about your pets.

✔ Pictures of lasagna are always appreciated.

Just…

Don't expect emotional support before noon.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚫 DNI ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Don't interact if you:

✘ Support harassment, stalking, or bullying.

✘ Use hate speech or bigotry toward others.

✘ Enjoy intentionally ruining people's fun.

✘ Start pointless discourse over fictional cats.

✘ Can't separate fiction from reality.

✘ Think animal abuse is funny.

✘ Spam my inbox repeatedly after being ignored.

✘ Try to drag me into callout posts.

I'm lazy.

Not interested.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 PEOPLE I'VE SOMEHOW MET ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

👑 MANAGEMENT

@motmmickey-official — You're surprisingly organized.

I don't trust organized people.

@motm-sheba-official — Probably keeping everyone else from burning the place down.

Good luck.

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official —

Runs everywhere.

Imagine voluntarily exercising.

@motmtails-official —

Smart kid.

Could probably invent a machine that brings me lasagna.

Get on that.

@motmshadow —

Finally.

Someone else who looks tired of everybody.

Respect.

@motmamy-official —

Please don't hit me.

I'm a cat.

That's probably illegal.

🌱 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official —

Flowers.

Neat.

Do they come in lasagna flavor?

@motmastro-official —

You look sleep deprived.

I can help.

Take a nap.

@motmsprout-official —

Plant.

@motmshelly-offical —

Fossils are older than Jon's fashion sense.

@motmlooey-official —

Hello.

🎭 CARTOONS & COMPANY

@motmpomni-official —

You look like you need a vacation.

@motmbugsbunny-official —

You're somehow more sarcastic than me.

Impressive.

@motmjessicarabbit-official —

One of the only people here who seems to know what they're doing.

🎨 THE USUAL SUSPECTS

@motmbendy-official —

Please don't leak on my couch.

@motmborisoffical —

You seem nice.

Too nice.

@motmcuphead-offical —

You're why insurance exists.

@motmmugman-offical —

I'm sorry.

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🌎 OTHER DIMENSIONAL ACQUAINTANCES

@motmgumball-official —

Kid…

Please stop breaking reality.

Some of us are trying to sleep.

@motmfleetway-official —

Loud.

Very loud.

Have you considered…

Not screaming?

@motmkolossos-official —

Huge.

Fluffy.

Would probably make an excellent heated pillow.

Don't tell him I said that.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❓FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Q: "Do you really hate Mondays?"

A:

No.

I hate getting out of bed.

Mondays simply happen to encourage that.

Q: "Do you like Odie?"

A:

…

Next question.

Q: "What's your favorite food?"

A:

If you asked this seriously…

I'm disappointed in you.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

If I'm not answering…

I'm asleep.

If I answer with one word…

I'm annoyed.

If I answer with two words…

Congratulations.

You caught me in a good mood.

Don't expect it to happen twice.

…

…

…

Ugh.

Fine.

Connected.

USER: GARFIELD

Status: Awake against his will. ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

"…"

"If you're expecting enthusiasm…"

"…lower your expectations."

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍕 USER PROFILE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Name: Garfield

Occupation: Professional Cat.

Part-time Food Disposal Unit.

Full-time Napping Expert.

Current Mood: Hungry.

Current Goal: Lasagna.

Current Problem: People.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📖 ABOUT THIS BLOG ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

So apparently everyone has one of these now.

A blog.

Wonderful.

Now complete strangers can interrupt my naps digitally instead of physically.

Progress.

Anyway.

This is an Ask/RP blog.

You ask things.

I answer them.

Maybe.

Depends on whether I feel like moving.

Which…

…isn't often.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍝 WHAT TO EXPECT ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

☕ Sarcasm.

🍝 Complaints.

😼 Judging everyone equally.

🛋 Sleeping through important events.

📺 References nobody else gets.

🍕 Excessive discussions about food.

🐕 Making fun of Odie.

(He deserves it.)

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📬 ASK POLICY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

✔ Ask me questions.

✔ Start roleplays.

✔ Show me food.

✔ Share memes.

✔ Tell me about your pets.

✔ Pictures of lasagna are always appreciated.

Just…

Don't expect emotional support before noon.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚫 DNI ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Don't interact if you:

✘ Support harassment, stalking, or bullying.

✘ Use hate speech or bigotry toward others.

✘ Enjoy intentionally ruining people's fun.

✘ Start pointless discourse over fictional cats.

✘ Can't separate fiction from reality.

✘ Think animal abuse is funny.

✘ Spam my inbox repeatedly after being ignored.

✘ Try to drag me into callout posts.

I'm lazy.

Not interested.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 PEOPLE I'VE SOMEHOW MET ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

👑 MANAGEMENT

@motmmickey-official — You're surprisingly organized.

I don't trust organized people.

@motm-sheba-official — Probably keeping everyone else from burning the place down.

Good luck.

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official —

Runs everywhere.

Imagine voluntarily exercising.

@motmtails-official —

Smart kid.

Could probably invent a machine that brings me lasagna.

Get on that.

@motmshadow —

Finally.

Someone else who looks tired of everybody.

Respect.

@motmamy-official —

Please don't hit me.

I'm a cat.

That's probably illegal.

🌱 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official —

Flowers.

Neat.

Do they come in lasagna flavor?

@motmastro-official —

You look sleep deprived.

I can help.

Take a nap.

@motmsprout-official —

Plant.

@motmshelly-offical —

Fossils are older than Jon's fashion sense.

@motmlooey-official —

Hello.

🎭 CARTOONS & COMPANY

@motmpomni-official —

You look like you need a vacation.

@motmbugsbunny-official —

You're somehow more sarcastic than me.

Impressive.

@motmjessicarabbit-official —

One of the only people here who seems to know what they're doing.

🎨 THE USUAL SUSPECTS

@motmbendy-official —

Please don't leak on my couch.

@motmborisoffical —

You seem nice.

Too nice.

@motmcuphead-offical —

You're why insurance exists.

@motmmugman-offical —

I'm sorry.

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🌎 OTHER DIMENSIONAL ACQUAINTANCES

@motmgumball-official —

Kid…

Please stop breaking reality.

Some of us are trying to sleep.

@motmfleetway-official —

Loud.

Very loud.

Have you considered…

Not screaming?

@motmkolossos-official —

Huge.

Fluffy.

Would probably make an excellent heated pillow.

Don't tell him I said that.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❓FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Q: "Do you really hate Mondays?"

A:

No.

I hate getting out of bed.

Mondays simply happen to encourage that.

Q: "Do you like Odie?"

A:

…

Next question.

Q: "What's your favorite food?"

A:

If you asked this seriously…

I'm disappointed in you.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

If I'm not answering…

I'm asleep.

If I answer with one word…

I'm annoyed.

If I answer with two words…

Congratulations.

You caught me in a good mood.

Don't expect it to happen twice.

…wait.

Who stole the last 1%?

…Whatever.

CONNECTED AS: ★ GUMBALL WATTERSON ★ ╰═══════════════════════════════════════╯

"…Huh."

"So THIS is one of those ask blogs?"

"I thought it'd be more… explode-y."

"…"

"…Actually I can fix that."

sound of several explosions in the distance

"Perfect."

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📂 PROFILE.DAT ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Name: Gumball Watterson

Occupation: Professional Middle School Student. Occasional Hero. Frequent Disaster.

Current Status: Grounded.

…Probably.

I honestly stopped checking.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 ABOUT ME ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Hi.

I'm Gumball.

If you've somehow ended up here…

Congratulations!!

You've officially made a series of poor life choices.

This blog is for asks, roleplay, dumb conversations, slightly less dumb conversations, and documenting whatever weird thing happens this week.

Which…

…is usually a LOT.

Expect:

🐟 Bad decisions.

📺 Fourth wall breaks.

🍕 Me forgetting what I was talking about halfway through a sentence.

🐢 Darwin trying to keep me alive.

✨ Reality randomly changing genres.

🎲 Richard being… Richard.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📮 ASK BOX RULES ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

✔ Questions?

Cool.

✔ Roleplay?

Even cooler.

✔ Memes?

Absolutely.

✔ Art?

YES PLEASE.

✔ Random nonsense?

Honestly that's like 90% of Elmore.

✘ Don't be weird.

✘ Don't start unnecessary drama.

✘ Don't expect me to know what I'm doing.

Because I don't.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚫 DNI* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

(*or I'll probably ignore you.)

❌ Mean for no reason.

❌ Trying to ruin other people's fun.

❌ Sending anonymous essays about why pineapple belongs on EVERYTHING.

You're entitled to your opinion.

You're just… wrong.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📡 PEOPLE I SOMEHOW KNOW NOW?? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

👑 MANAGEMENT??

@motmmickey-official — You're… a mouse in a suit.

That's kinda intimidating.

@motm-sheba-official — Seems like the responsible one.

Which immediately makes me nervous.

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official — Blue.

Fast.

Understandable.

Respect.

@motmtails-official — You seem WAY smarter than me.

Which…

…isn't exactly difficult.

@motmshadow —

…

Do you ever smile?

Like…

Ever?

@motmamy-official — Please don't hit me with the hammer.

I've learned from other people's mistakes.

🌼 GARDENVIEW

@motmdandy-official — Flower guy!!

I like flowers!!

…I accidentally kill every plant I touch though.

@motmastro-official — You look like you need a nap.

@motmsprout-official — Plant!!

@motmshelly-offical — Rocks are cool.

Fossils are cooler.

@motmlooey-official — Hi!!

🎭 ENTERTAINMENT

@motmpomni-official — We both have "everything is weird" energy.

You'll fit right in.

@motmbugsbunny-official —

…

I grew up watching you.

This is weird.

@motmjessicarabbit-official — You're probably the most normal person here.

…Which somehow makes you the weirdest.

🎨 CARTOON CHAOS

@motmbendy-official — Ink guy!!

Do NOT drip on the carpet.

Mom will blame me.

@motmborisoffical — Hi!!

You seem nice!!

@motmcuphead-offical — I feel like we'd get banned from several stores together.

@motmmugman-offical — You're definitely the responsible one.

My condolences.

⚠ THREATS???

@motmkolossos-official — You're actually kinda adorable.

Please don't accidentally step on me.

@motmfleetway-official —

…You scream a lot.

I respect that.

But maybe…

Like…

Inside voice?

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎬 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Q: "How are you still alive?"

A: Excellent question.

Next.

Q: "Does Darwin save you often?"

A: …

Every day.

Q: "Do you ever learn your lesson?"

A:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—

…

No.

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"Anyway."

"If you're here…"

"Ask something."

"Start an RP."

"Tell me your favorite movie."

"Or help me convince Dad that buying seventeen trampolines was NOT an investment."

"…"

"Oh."

"And if Nicole finds this blog…"

"I was studying."

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