What’s All This Then

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

whatever jiggles your tit man

the lonely idgafer starts giving a fuck late at night

y’all going “through it”?? just go around it 😂😌

You're in her dm's, I'm in her group chat where the whole squad is laughing at the screenshots she is sharing of the weird sad little men in her dm's.

the tragedy of distance is simple I want to sit on the couch with you and do nothing sometimes

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

is it not enough to allow your imagination to do the work when i say im baking topless. must you also ask for video evidence

I don’t know what bread looks like

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever