Kirkwall Adjacent

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

First: What if a trans kid asks their parents to show their support by attending Pride with them? What if a lesbian can only attend pride if she gets a ride from someone and the only person willing and able to drive her is her straight brother? What if a bi disabled person can't attend a large outdoor event without hands-on assistance from their straight partner? What if someone just wants to bring their fucking friends? What if, contrary to popular tumblr discourse, most queers don't inhabit perfectly pure social bubbles populated only by other queers?

- The phone number attached to this poster is real, and works.

- It’s not a random stranger’s number, please don’t worry. I set the number up specifically for this piece.

- You will not get a live person on the line, it’s just a pre-recorded message (unless my finger slips and I accidentally answer one of the incoming calls, in which case I will inevitably panic and immediately hang up)

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Everyone wakes up the next morning ready to tackle the revelations having calmed down a bit, but Durge is gone. Their tent, all their supplies, vanished. All that is left is a note that says:

“I’m sorry. I will fix it, I swear.”

Now, a Bhalspawn MIA is not the BEST situation and they do look for Durge, but the world is also ending and they got tasks to do. So they keep on questing between trying to find their former leader. And while they don’t find them, they know exactly what Durge has been up to.

Gale wakes up one morning and finds the book he needed from Sorcerous Sundries at the foot of his tent. Casually dropped off, like it’s just a delivery. The only addition is a note tucked in the front cover that says “I once ruined everything with this crown. See that you do not add yourself to that list.”

Raphael shows up at the tavern with the hammer and a smile. Lae’zel can take the hammer, sure, it’s all hers. He did want the crown, he still does, but now he has a Bhalspawn contract at his beck and call: it’s not the worst bargain.

Karlach goes to confront Gortash and when he tries to start his traps they just, don’t work. Someone has already broken in and deactivated them all. Gortash curses Durge for not showing up to kill him themselves when Karlach cuts him down.

Wyll finds his father walking into camp one day, deeply confused. Gortash was planning to take him somewhere when someone intervened and gave him control of his own mind again. They told him to come here. No, they didn’t come with him, why do they ask?

Shadowheart finds the House of Grief quiet and subdued. Mother Superior is dead, one of them tells her. The temple is in chaos and given that, Shadowheart can reach her parents without fighting her way through howling wolves.

Astarion is unbound from Cazador’s ritual by invisible hands and while he does not see who it is who came to his aid, he knows. When the fight is over and Gale casts “detect invisibility” his rescuer is nowhere to be found.

The party all converges on Bhaal’s temple. There in the center of the room, two Bhalspawn plan to duel to the death. The Dark Urge is beaten, exhausted and so very tired from everything they’ve done. They know this fight might end them. They hope their friends take out Orin, if they fail.

A class action lawsuit is a lawsuit that serves multiple individuals who share a commonality in why and how they were harmed by a single body. A discriminatory action against multiple trans woman would, based off my limited knowledge, absolutely be grounds for one.

Tumblr was already sued for discrimination against its queer base and ended up settling.

Idk maybe shar was on to tomething thats all im saying

Small bonus:

This is Windows Copilot, and it's fulled by the same shit ChatGPT is fuelled by. There is currently no way to uninstall it, but there is a way to deactivate it completely, which I've linked below. It's very easy, and it took me like, 2 minutes to do.