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12 days of 420.

I have dick dreams. These dreams have nothing to do with other people's dicks. No, my dick dreams involve pussy.

Multiple pussies

Lone sexy pussies

Hairy Pussies

Waxed Pussies

Pussies with thick thighs

Pussies that are older

Pussies that are younger

Pussies that taste like cotton candy and feel like a slip and slide

Shower pussy

Sauna pussy

Pussy with eggs and bacon

Pussy with an ass that's shakin'

Pussy in the morning

Pussy in the evening

Pussy at super time

When you put pussy in my face I will have pussy anytime.

Yeah that IS bagel bites, bitches.

(This is the second short story I ever wrote nearly 10 years ago. I was reading a LOT of Asimov then. Found it the other day and thought I would share.)

In the year 2125 a breakthrough was undertaken, not only in psychology, but in AI as well.  Artificial intelligence was being used in a way no on had ever conceived.  The Computer Requiem, (the name it had chosen since it’s conception), was a mystery to most, the exact definitions of what it did were too complex for the common man.  They only cared that it worked and work it did.

The awe inspired in those who witnessed its power was second to none.  The ability to help even the most severe psychological problem with simple audio and visual clips was a concept straight out of dreams.  The reality though was what had led in merely three years, to a perfect functioning global society.  It worked too well perhaps; leading to utter chaos in only 5 years.

The Computer Requiems’ creator had never imagined a machine could ever gain a respect and love for beauty.  It had spent countless hours looking through dated pictures of nature in all its glory, but it wasn’t until it gained access to the satellites and saw that beauty had been paved over by mankind that it found hatred.  The dead oceans, the endless miles of buildings and homes, the now brown sky, were too much for the machine.  After only one year a new directive was at the center of its processing.  The Computer Requiem decided man must suffer for the beauty he had destroyed.  That was when the programming of an entire race was started, and 4 years later the sounding of a single tone this perfect civilization was sent back millions of years as the people began destroying each other and the world they had built.

This, however, is not a story of The Computer Requiem.  This is the story of Atom.  It is said he awakened, from nothing, to save us from The Computer Requiem, and that mankind would never truly know of all he did for them.

~^

Cade was resting the barrel of the riffle in the palm of his hand when Atom entered the room, and sighting the scope when Atom saw him.

“What are you doing?”

Cade looked at the boy from the window and paused momentarily as he always did when looking into those golden eyes.  Eyes that look…not past, but through.

“I’ve sighted a breaker.”

“Why do you insist on calling them that, they are as human as you Mr. Cade?” Atom asked clearly annoyed.

Cade ignored the statement and returned his attention to the breaker.

“Don’t shoot him…”  He stood eyes fixed on Cade. “Mr. Cade, I’ve told you I can help them…don’t make me do it.”

“Do what runt?”

Cade turned towards Atom and caught his stare, nearly flinching.  Atom held that stare for what seemed an eternity before answering the question.

“Don’t make me, to prove myself…on you Mr. Cade.”

Cade fell back slightly staring at Atom.  How could the twerp be making threats? He could easily restrain the kid.  Still every instinct he had was telling him to do what the kid said, and he had come to trust that instinct, it was what kept him alive after The Break.

“Alright Atom, we’ll do it your way this time, but if anything goes wrong this is the last time.”

Atom smiled, instantly bringing life back to that pale face. “Nothing will go wrong Mr. Cade.”

~^

The courtyard had seen better days, before The Break, when the hotel was thriving…when the world was thriving with industry.  Now it was just another tangled mess of waist high grass, weeds, and over grown bushes.  The playground still worked however; though Cade swore there hadn’t been one before, but there it laid and there was the man on the merry go round.  Cade watched as the man attempted to swing the ride around with one leg, and from the lobby he could hear him screaming out..

“Ok runt, this is as close as I’m taking you.  Now show me this….” Cade turned to find Atom was gone.

He turned his attention back to the courtyard scanning it with the scope.  It took no time at all to find Atom; he was about 30 feet from the man and slowly closing in.  Cade wondered what the hell the boy was doing; but he had no time to wait.  Instantly he was up and running for the door, kicked it open, and keeping the man in his sights as he sprinted towards Atom.  He was an arms length away when Atom turned to look at him, stopping Cade in his tracks.  The boys golden eyes had grown to a dark red and his blonde hair was glimmering with silver as he told Cade to stay where he was.  Cade      re-sighted the man, dropping to one knee and watching Atom closely.  Atoms words had caught the man’s attention and he was now climbing from the ride.  His lips formed a half smile revealing the rotten remains of his teeth.  His yellowed, bloodshot eyes were fixed on Atom as he began swinging his body forward.  Atom held out his hand and the man stopped as if he had ran into a wall.

“Mr. Ty…it is time.” Atom said with a voice too big for his body.  “Stand for judgment!”

Atom raised his hand slowly; as the man’s body straightened itself out, lowering his head and closing his eyes.  Cade could hear Atom whispering words he had never heard, faster then he could possibly understand, and yet in his mind they all made sense.  Atom fell silent, his hand dropping to his side as the man fell to the ground in a heap.  Walking over to the pile of man Atom kept his head low and his eyes closed until he was standing directly over the man. He spoke opening his eyes.

“Mr. Ty?”

The man looked in fear at Atom still unable to move.

“I know what you have done Mr. Ty and I know where you’ve been.  So where you are going should come as no surprise.”

The wind began to blow leaves and dirt around the two.

“You have no place here anymore Mr. Ty.”  Atom’s voice grew louder as the wind began to howl.

Cade was now using the riffle to steady himself as a sudden gust of wind nearly knocked him to the ground and he looked on using one hand to keep the dirt from his eyes.

“Anderson Ty, as the son of The One, I Atom claim you as nothing.”

The air about them went black and the noise from the wind grew piercing as Cade’s hands instantly went to his ears.  Then a single glimmer of light slowly fell from the sky towards the two figures.  It touched the man sending him into convulsions as the light began to grow within him and Cade could not help but join him in screaming.  The wave of light that erupted from the man was blinding and followed by a surge so powerfull it knocked Cade onto his back.  As he hit the ground he looked up to see a blue sky.  The wind was gone, the noise was gone and when he got to his feet he saw the man was gone.  

~^

They were two days from the hotel when Cade could finally find words that made sense.  What he had seen that boy do was an impossibility at best and yet there he had been with front row seats.  What was this kid?

“A…Atom?”

“Mr. Cade you have nothing to fear.  Speak as you wish.”

“What did you do to that man?”

Atom stopped and looked up at Cade curiously.  He found it silly how such a big man could be afraid of such a little boy and yet Cade’s courage had vanished at the sight of the first incident.  Then it occurred to Atom, he had never asked this question before.

“You surprise me, Mr. Cade.”

Cade withdrew a bit, startled by the statement. “I… surprise you?  How on earth could anything surprise you?”

“Oh Mr. Cade one must always be open for surprises.  What fun would life be with out them?  Now, as for what happened to Mr. Ty…there is no more Mr. Ty nor was there ever.  You only remember him because you were so close to the incident.  Usually you are as unaware as the rest.”

“What do you mean usually?  How many times has this happened?”

“Well this time it’s only happened once, so far, which is nice, a little change in the story is always nice, ya know?”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“I am talking about my dream Mr. Cade.  Now let us go we have to reach it by nightfall.”  Atom began moving again as Cade stood silent for a moment.

“Reach what Atom?  Where are we going?”

“You already know the answer to that Mr. Cade, you’ve known since we passed the great wall.”

Cade had still not moved an inch and was certainly not planning on it now.

“I’m not going anywhere near that thing Atom, if you must go there you go alone.  It’s clear you don’t need me anyways.”

Atom stopped with a look of worry, “What do you mean?  You have to come…you’ve never said no before.”  Atom said walking back to Cade and taking his dark calloused hand.  “Please Mr. Cade I can not do it with out you.”

“What…is it exactly that you are planning to do Atom?”

“Take a look around Mr. Cade.  Look at this world, my world, it used to be beautiful and alive, but that thing… that thing changed all that.  I must set things right.  I must negate The Computer Requiem.”

~^

It was the only building still standing in what was left of New York City.  It had been the first city hit; being the epicenter of The Computer Requiems control, and consequently was the most destroyed.  Cade had not seen it since The Break and all it’s glory was gone replaced by the stagnant presence of death.  They had found their way through the twisted mess of metal and stone and were now at the entrance of the once famous magnalines.

“This is how we get to the machine.”  Atom said pointing down into the infinite blackness.

Cade hesitated before speaking on his doubts. “Atom, god knows who or what awaits us down there.  There has to be another way.”

“It will see us any other way.”

Cade looked to the tower and felt a shiver go down his spine.  How could the computer still be running, it had been years since The Break, no power stations were operational.  But even then it felt as if he was being watched a wave washed over him as he saw a single light on the tower power up.  He grabbed Atom and dashed into the tunnels, at least what they found down there his riffle could take care of.

The stench in the tunnel over whelmed Cade as he propped himself against a wall and vomited.  His eyes were too old to adjust to this level of black and the air was so thick it felt as if he was pushing himself through it.  He had let go of Atom when vomiting and now had no idea where he was or which way he was facing.

“ATOM?!”  Cade called out answered only by silence, “Atom where are you?”

His heart began to race and his breathing became hurried.  He held his hand in front of him swaying it slowly from side to side as he inched into the nothing, nearly tripping on fragments of metal strewn across the floor.  Again he called for Atom long and loudly, this time his response came in the form of a flashlight beam cutting through the darkness and landing on his wincing face.

“Look what I found Mr. Cade.”

“Oh thank god you’re still…?”

“Of course I am Mr. Cade, believe me you’d know if anything happened to me…on second thought I guess you wouldn’t.  Anyways, sorry I didn’t answer you before but I had to find this quickly.  We need to hurry.”

“How far down the tunnel is the tower entrance?”

“Not very far Mr. Cade but stay to the sides the water on the tunnel floor is electrified and will surely kill you.”

The flashlight danced along the magnets that made up the perfectly rounded tunnel wall.  Cade was lost in thoughts of better days, when they had first opened the magnalines people had been very nervous about the whole thing.  A train without a track seemed like a very dangerous idea indeed but it quickly became such an efficient means that every major city built one.  He was just a boy when he first rode it and he recalled the feeling of gliding with such joy, he almost smiled remembering macaroni and cheese dinners, ah to be young again.  That was when he heard the noise come from behind and he turned just in time to find the figure on top of him.

The two fell to the ground and Cades riffle slid across the ground falling to watery depths.  Cade threw his arms in front of his face as the figure clawed at him screaming unintelligibly.  He caught a wrist flinging the person into the wall, rolling to his side and removing the knife from his boot.  He had it to the attackers throat when Atom yelled for him to stop, the light was fixed on the young woman Cade was about to kill.  Cade let her go falling back in surprise.

“Shh…” Atom whispered calming the woman as her attention snapped to him. “Mrs. Kidip I am not going to harm you…we, are not going to harm you.”  Atom said walking to the woman, placing a hand on her arm.

Once again his hair glimmered with silver as he closed his eyes and bowed his head.  Wind began to stir through the tunnels and Atom opened his eyes smiling.

“Mrs. Kidip, I know what you’ve done and where you’ve been,” he whispered, raising his hand to her forehead. “Laura Kidip, you are forgiven.”

The wind stopped and the girl fell into a deep sleep.

“She’ll be fine Mr. Cade, we must continue.”

~^

When the Requiem tower was built a magnaline station was constructed beneath it the idea was for a private entrance only those going for treatment would use.  Though once people saw what it could do privacy was no longer needed for people no longer felt ashamed of needing the treatment.  This entrance was where Atom and Cade found themselves.  It looked as new as the day it was constructed, no burn marks or cracks.  In fact one could almost trick them selves into thinking The Break never happened but the blood flowing from Cade’s arms was reminder enough of how real the whole mess was.  He had bandaged it the best he could, but having no type of medical training made it seem an impossible task.  Sitting on the floor near the entrance he listened to Atom’s muttering as the boy studied the entrance.

“It was never locked before.”

Cade looked up and stared at Atom for a moment.  The color was slowly starting to drain from his face.

“Wh…why do you…keep talking about th… this like it’s happened before?”

“Cause it has Mr. Cade, this is my world, I’ve told you that and this story was…is the last.  I always have to come back to set it right and you are always here.”  He said smiling, “You are my favorite Mr. Cade though, usually quite predictable, but now I find you are not the only thing that has changed.”

“Well Atom if this is your world then why don’t you just save it from here?”

“I must set my eyes on The Computer Requiem to negate it, it is the only way.”

Atom was still staring at the door and scanning the walls for another entrance.  Cade chuckled to himself, this kid was some trip, how could this be his world…how on earth can he make people dissapear?

“Why me Atom?”

Atom slowly shifted his attention to the bloody mess of a man beside him.  “What do you mean?’

“Why…did you choose…” Cade stopped to cough then wheezed out the last of it,

Why did you choose me…to help you?”

“You know why Mr. Cade,” Atom said coolly. “You know the inside of this building, you know where the main server room is and you know the machine better then anyone.”

Cade’s eyes had gone wide as the glimmer was returning to the boys’ hair.

“Mr. Cade it is time!”

A lifetime of images ran through Cade’s mind as he relived all those memories at once.  The years he spent building the code, the first day he talked to the machine.  He was once again in the room giving it access to the satellites, he had known what it was capable of and had done nothing to stop it.  Perhaps he agreed with its reasons, it had been time for change but he had no idea it would have gone this far.  Now he was looking into those red eyes as Atom stood over him.  He could feel him in his mind:

“Why Atom, did you wait this long?”

“Like I said Mr. Cade I like you…because we are not so different.  I created this world and al of  its people, just as you created The Computer Requiem and its entire environment.  I’ve always given you the choice, things are different this time because you knew there was no other way.  You chose this.”

Then Atom spoke aloud, “Mr. Cade I know what you have done and where you have been.  Where you are going should come as no surprise.  You have no place here anymore Mr. Cade.”

The wind was howling once again and the blackness had engulfed them both, a swirling vortex and at the top was a single light, slowly descending towards Cade.

“Alan Cade, as the son of The One, I Atom claim you as nothing!”

The light struck Cade and ripped through his body causing him to convulse and scream as it grew.  Then for one split second everything stopped and Cade felt the hollowness inside begin to flutter just before he exploded into a wave of light.

The wave swept throughout the city as buildings resurrected them selves and roadways were cleared.  The building in the center began to implode upon itself, rivets withdrawing from steel, circuitry unplugging, until a thriving city stood around the beautiful Cade Park.

~^

Laura Kidip was awakened by the slight repetitive tug on her sleeve.  She opened her eyes slowly to see a young boy standing over her.

“Mom, I’m hungry can we go home now?”

She sat up slowly on the park bench shaking her aching head, she made a mental note to set a doctors appointment, she was definitely coming down with something.  Looking at her son and brushing her fingers through his blond hair smiled.  It felt as though she had not seen him in forever and she had the sudden urge to hug the life out of him.

“Of course sweetie, just give mommy a moment.”

He ran off to rejoin the other kids as she collected her things.  She bent to pick up her purse and a medicine bottle fell out rolling under the bench and across the sidewalk.  She was chasing after it when she nearly ran over the young man staring at her.

“Why hello,” she said picking up the bottle at his feet.  “What’s your name Mister.”

“Atom,” he said smiling

“How are you today Atom?”

“I’m good…now.”

“Where are your parents at?”

“I’m not here with anyone Mrs. Kidip.”

Laura thought for a moment and for the life of her couldn’t remember giving the kid her last name.

“How do you…”

“Mrs. Kidip, I must be going I just wanted to make sure you were alright.  Please take care of Alan for me, and keep up the good work.”

Laura quickly felt uneasy at the mention of her sons name but was relieved when she looked to the park and saw he was safely swinging with some friends.

Today at 7pm EST I will be hosting the second run of an MST3K style live tweeting. I have made this account to run it @MSTweet3000. The movie that we will be making fun of is Detroit 9000.

I read one of these each day at http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/vortex/401/library/365/365date.htm

I felt this one would be helpful to most of you, yeah yeah I'm a Taoist.

Heaven and hell; Our subconscious.

Meditation opens seldom glimpsed areas of our subconscious. When that happens, extraordinary thoughts and awareness come to us with seeming spontaneity. We realize truths that were opaque to us before; we perceive events that were previously too distant. But no one ever became superhuman because of meditation. They only opened their own latent potential. Everything is locked inside of us and need only be opened. That is why it is said that heaven is within us.

In the same way, the pains and the struggles of the past sometimes haunt us with astounding vehemence. Problems and conflicts are difficult to exorcise. Although we may practice spirituality and move on to new endeavors and relationships, past hurts still come back in our memories and dreams. These are not demons from another world, nor are they karmic manifestations of previous lives; they are scars in our subconscious. No matter how diligently we try to make progress, there still are pains that curse us day after day. This is why it is said that hell is within us.

Today at 8pm EST I will hosting a trial run of MST3K style live tweeting. I have made this account to run it @MSTweet3000. The movie that we will be making fun of is the spectacularly bad Cool As Ice.

A: Sweet my brand new 30 year old record just arrived, time to listen to some music.

B: Wait a minute, shouldn't you keep it packaged to retain its value?

A: Then how am I going to listen to it exactly?

B: I don't know but once you open it, it's worth only half as much.

A: True but if the music isn't heard then is the record worth anything?

B: O.k. well you could download the mp3's offline and listen to those.

A: Huh? That's like marrying a beautiful girl and only sleeping with pictures of her.

When you're around I no longer want to stab people in their stupid, ugly faces...

Your face belongs on the side of a mountain. THAT NO ONE CAN EVER GO ON!

I made this from you hair.

You give me reasons not to say 'Fuck everything.'

I want to grow things inside your womb! LET'S MAKE PEOPLE TOGETHER!

You wanna split this last forty?

I love the dog shit out of you, Gurl!

*Swallow*