green & shimmering

aunt who used to be a bitch & gave me the jealous girlfriend glare when my uncle (her husband) complimented my hair is now being nice & complimented my hair herself

I was also described to my 5 year old cousin as "your cousin with long hair down to her butt"

18 year old sister got blackout drunk & high on a combination of vodka, weed & multiple SSRIs & ran around the house naked & threw up all over 2 rooms, remembers nothing

we later found out she's been brewing prison wine in her closet with bread yeast & fermented fruit punch

we thought there was gonna be 15 people staying at the house but a secret 16th person arrived

9 year old cousin did a jennifer coolidge impression

aunts crazy purebreed dog that takes prozac, xanax & klonopin fell off a ledge & possibly sprained her leg :(

I got sunburnt for the 5th time in my life after 3 days of nonstop swimming/boating including being towed around on an inflatable tied to a paddleboat

it was so hot literally no one had any shame & we were all just running around barefoot in bathing suits

the whole reason for the trip was a funeral which went smoothly (was also the first time most of those people have seen me in at least 12 years bc I was disowned by this side of the family for 8 years 🤩)

a family friend who attended the funeral heard that I liked these cookies she used to make so she made some for me >:D

I befriended deer & fed them leftover fruit