Tumblr forced my hand

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?” 

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. 

“But who would do this?” she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. “A student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??”

Eventually Dad was like, “Honey. It was clearly me.”

rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices

inspired by this grace quote:

girl help the brainworms are so bad im making art of my own fic

Grace absolutely going off the deep end with explaining his batshit wormhole theories in a grade school style to a man who barely understands a lick of it but hey its better then prison and he's nice.

Fanart for an amazing scene in the fanfic, the great tribulation by aloremrem, @raphalorem

Make Grace Go Through The Horrors, and by horrors I mean other people.

This is insanely old art, so none of it is accurate to heartache of chaos but their bodytypes is similar to what I had in mind. This was from an old defunct au I made called "Sorcery's Flicker" which I'm borrowing a lot of it's broken pieces from to make "Heartache of Chaos"!

"Alliance to destroy Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick"

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

Progress.