mossiest thing in this graveyard

insomnia day :(

If you remove the first s from artists, it becomes aretits. Which sounds like our tits, and that's beautiful I think

One time, in like 3rd grade, I gave a compliment to a kid who was wearing a costume for spirit week and then the rude white lunch lady put me in lunch detention for talking to someone standing in line (that wasn't a rule btw, she just made up shit to punish people). Anyway, that's why I'm such a bitch now and don't do polite things

Can't wait to hold my classmates hostage on Tuesday 🥰🥰🥰

I have blanket at home and I'm not there right now :(

bitches when there's misogyny in the early 2000s shows (it's me, I'm bitches)

At least kids these days have easy examples for their Fahrenheit 451 essays

My father has never given me a talk about not getting radicalized when I go off to college, and I think that's because he can see it in my eyes. I'm the one who's going to hunt down doe-eyed freshmen and explain in intricate detail both communism and socialism.

No applause necessary — I just prepared a meal a day in advance (please clap)

oh, tumblr snake