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Roses are red,

Violets are blue...

I shat on my bed...

And I shat on yours too.

-William Shakespeare, 2019

#bad poetry #William Shakespeare definitely wrote this #roses are red #but violets aren't actually blue

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There is something very painful about people who you don't talk to anymore unfollowing you on social media. Like, I know we drifted apart ever since high school, but that hurts brochacho💔

#growing apart #I know it's been years but ouch💔#send me an email beforehand

You know what. I'm angry. Here's Chris Redfield mpreg

#resident evil #chris x wesker #chris redfield #i regret nothing #bad sketch

Dear Resident Evil fans,

I'm sorry. (This is a collection. I am not sorry.)

#resident evil #chris redfield #cursed art #i regret nothing #yaoi?#maybe Yaoi #definitely Yaoi #100% Yaoi #chris x wesker

I am really sorry for what you're about to see. I promise this is the last post of today. Please forgive my sins, for I have created something truly horrendous. I'm sorry. Take the pencil away from me.

#bad sketch #leon kennedy #lady dimitrescu #resident evil

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You've seen Grinch Natsuki, now get ready for:

Monika Sans

#ddlc monika #ddlc #undertale #cursed drawing #bad sketch

I'm not sure what I was thinking, but here's a sketch of Natsuki before Christmas.

Quick edit: I coloured it slightly

#ddlc #ddlc natsuki #bad sketch

Today I decided to troll Reddit by posting bullshit stories to see people's reactions. It all started with saying that my bf poured a bucket with purple paint all over himself and acting as the purple guy (I have concluded that the fnaf subreddit took it well). Then, I moved onto r/amitheasshole and told a real story of me scaring my cousin with a fake story of a green man that lurks in the toilet at night and steals kids his age, prompting him to avoid using the bathroom and peeing on his mom's bed for three nights. I did this when I was 8 and he was 5, but for trolling purposes, I was 20 and he was 7 in the Reddit post (I'm not even 20 yet).

Here are my findings: I am a heartless beast and a sociopath. I love trolling Reddit💀

#reddit #trolling #Redditors moment

I have recently had an epiphany regarding my gayness. I have decided to ditch labels all together, and go by the motto "if it's hot why not". If I had to pick a label, I'd be pansexual.

Remember: gender is optional, smexy is forever.

#lgbtq #pansexual #I have a lot to explain to my dad

Chat, I did something.

#bad photoshop #doki doki literature club #resident evil #deltarune #i dont know what this is #too much free will

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chat, i did something

recently, i found myself feeling fascinated by horses, so here's a "I wanna be yours" by the Arctic Monkeys horse parody:

I wanna be your stable cleaner Munchin’ on your hay I wanna be your Gypsy Vanner I wanna scream neigh If you like your saddle tight Let me be the horse you’ll ride You call the shots, babe I just wanna be a horse

Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be a horse I wanna be a horse, I wanna be a horse

Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse

Let me be the rideable trotter And I won’t horse around Let me be the sturdier halter So I can always be found I wanna be the hoof you’re trimming (wanna be) Neigh as you’re carefully clipping (how loud?) At least as loud as a giant horse skipping I wanna be a horse

Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be a horse I wanna be a horse, I wanna be a horse

Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse Wanna be a horse (Wanna be a horse)

I wanna be your stable cleaner Munchin’ on your hay I wanna be your Gypsy Vanner I wanna scream neigh

I just wanna be a horse (wanna be a horse) I just wanna be a horse (wanna be a horse) I just wanna be a horse (wanna be a horse)

#horse #song parody #songwriting #who needs sleep when you got horse #i just wanna be a horse

The ungodly things I would do for Robin are unspeakable here. The only downside is that she's married. But we can change that...

#stardew valley #sdv robin #why is she married #the things i would do for this woman

There's something inherently chaotic-neutral about putting a random date on your Discord status and putting a heart next to it, knowing fully well you randomly chose a day in the calendar, and decided to throw people off by making them think there's any particular meaning behind it. People will look at my status and think, "Wow, something important must have happened on the 17th September!" Nope, I just blindly picked a date from the calendar.

#chaotic neutral #i love messing with people #and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it

I'm trying to get Elon Musk to block me on Twi—er, X... I've been posting everyday, asking him nicely to do it. I'm still on day 7.

He will block me.

He must(k) block me. Otherwise, I'll block him myself.

#twitter #pretty much begging to get blocked #if you’re elon musk what the hell are you waiting for you buffoon

My ssd needs replacement. Normally, it would cost around 30 euros according to the tech wizard guy, but because of AI, it's gonna cost way more🥰

I absolutely blame this whole issue of ssd replacement on my non-stop 6 hours a day of stardew valley grinding while a video essay plays on the background

#fuck ai #i love capitalism #as much as i love complaining too #stardew valley

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I feel like Robin is the type of spouse to sharpen the edges of the table when she's mad at Demetrius so he bumps into it accidentally.

#stardew valley #my favourite sort of toxic carpenter

I dreamt that I made a 9/11 joke on Tumblr and got banned for it.

Thanks for holding me accountable, brain.

#dream #today i dreamt #at least my brain has morals

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