Indefinite Hiatus

Who took over Steven's position when he retired anyhow? I heard it was Wallace

Okay I know you used to be a Gym Leader, but you're neighbors and friends with the former Hoenn Champion?

What is this, bully the geologist day?

Steven Stone regularly sends his friends pictures of stones and fossils he’s found with unconventional captions.

My young daughter likes to pull my Cranidos around in a wagon she ties to the back of her bicycle. She puts a little helmet on him every time and when I told her his head is already well-protected she said "He still needs to be safe!"

Recently there has been a photo going on the internet about a Garchomp riding a motorbike. It’s not the Garchomp controlling the vehicle, it’s her 5’1 trainer aka my mother riding the bike with her Garchomp sitting in the back.

Here’s your dose of serotonin coming from me: Dragon types wags their tails when they are happy, and it can easily knock over a 6,3 person. This observation was made by me from watching my best friend’s dragon types

Towel Garchomp trainer here, I just wanted to add that he's a giant softy despite how tough he looks. Really helpful around the house too, especially when it comes to getting things on high shelves.

The Garchomp line are the most likely Dragon types to have hanging tongue syndrome. Their bleps are permanent.

To be absolutely fair, it *is* absolutely adorable when Mudkips do the headbutting thing, even if it is painful. As the owner of two of the little guys, they're worth every trip to the doctor.

Mudkip headbutt injuries are so common that people have started referring to it as "being kipped". I got kipped just last week when my Mudkip got overexcited.

How does one go about knitting a sweater for a Metagross?

Your telling me Clefairy are like those foam capsules?

Aren't the Cleffa line also extraterrestrial?

My insanely sweet Mudkip headbutted my Lucario which caused him to fall backwards...into a pile of cold, fresh mud. And Lucario absolutely hates it when his fur gets a little bit dirty. I had to physically drag Lucario away so Mudkip wouldnt get absolutely pummeled. Lucario has been cleaned up and is glaring at Mudkip from across the room