Dog On Premises

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

do people with those split tongues ever pretend their tongue halves are making out w/ each other perhaps even going "b-but we're both girls..."

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

and we’re not wearing deodorant either. okay?

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

I bet gargoyles have like, maybe 2 pounds of edible meat on them max. And the meat isn't that good it's like a a gritty oyster.

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.