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War and Combat Centric Asks
♦ - What does fighting mean to your muse, and how different are they during battle?
♢ - What abilities does your muse possess that makes them an effective fighter?
♠ - What is your muse’s weapon of choice? Is it magical or mundane in nature?
♤ - Given a chance to learn and use a combat ability or magic they don’t possess, what would your muse choose?
♣ - Is your muse particularly merciless or do they leave their opponents relatively whole after a fight? Why?
♧ - Does your muse have any regrets about a battle or incident they had to fight in? Has it changed them?
♥ - Is there an opponent they’ve fought they’ve grown particularly attached to, love or hate?
♡ - If your muse were rendered unable to fight, what about them would change? Would they be able to handle it?
☊ - Give a list or description of particularly notable battles in your muse’s history. Do any stand out?
☋ - Does your muse believe in the ‘brothers and sisters of battle’ concept, growing close to their fellows, or are they distant from others?
⇖ - Is your muse attached to any particular weapon or piece of equipment they own?
⇘ - Has your muse ever used a combat vehicle or siege weapon in battle? Were they enthusiastic about it?
✓ - Has your muse ever lost anyone they cared about on the battlefield? Do they feel responsible?
✗ - Has your muse ever been a victim of friendly fire or been betrayed during a fight? How did they react?
☌ - Is your muse famous or infamous in their world for a battle or fight? Do they embrace or shy away from it?
☍ - Does your muse draw any inspirations for their combat style or spells from their past or the world they live in?
⇈ - Does your muse knowingly or unknowingly draw on any kind of power when they fight? Describe it?
⇊ - Does your muse have many scars or lasting effects from a battle? If not, do they keep any trophies or reminders?
⌤ - Is your muse uncomfortable outside of combat? Do they have problems socializing or relaxing?
™ - Do any inspirations for how your muse fights come from other media? List or describe them.
☎ - Describe your muse in RPG class or archetype terms. Do you actively push for them to be like this, or is it just a comparison point?
↫ - Is there a real life martial art or fighting style that you draw heavily on for your character?
▶ - Do you have trouble writing your muse getting injured or hurting others? Describe what process you use to deal with it.
THE GREAT WH40K RP CENSUS OF 2022
That’s right, it’s the time of the year again! As you may know, having an up to date list of active rp blogs is crucial to our community. It keeps the party going! It helps new blogs see who’s available for rp! You get to find new writing partners!
reblog, reply, or send me a message with the following information to be counted:
@ your rp blog / your primary oc (that is, your muse!) / faction
the 2022 census will run from Feb 22-April 22. Once the countings done I’ll make another post listing all available rp blogs :)
make sure your muse is counted and tell your friends!
@apothecary-khyron Khyron Zaal, Night Lords
@the-obsidian-mystic Suleiman and Co, Black Legion
@rekhes-au-anpu Aten, Thousand Sons
@mortars-and-martyrs Askari, Maccabian Janissaries (Imperial Guard)
@those--of--the--unlight Kabal of the Wraithkind, Trash Elves
Etc etc etc
Headcanon
Tobias has never paid taxes and flat out refuses to do so. He has contingency plans to avoid them from altering paperwork all the way up to faking his own death if necessary.
"I don't care who the Ecclesiarchy sends. I'm not paying taxes."-Tobias, M42
Askari: "I'm tough! I grew up with nuns!"
Also Askari: *Bumbling idiot around a primarch*

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” anytime i talk to him, i need to be prepared for extreme psychological trauma. “
"No offense, and I know I don't know you, but don't talk to him then." Ash let out a sigh, "But realize not talking to people like that isn't always an option. Don't give him anything to work with, or try not to."
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Askari stared from behind his regimental death mask, unable to explain that 'he' wasn't exactly someone who was up and about the universe but moreso the Emperor. Yes. That Emperor.
"We're...not...sure who else to speak to.."
"Well that's fucked."
Sanguinius.
Language.
Askari winced before nodding in agreement.
"What did I miss?"
"Five standard Terran months, Lord."
"...Thank you." A sigh.
He'd have so much to do...
"You're welcome, Lord."
"..Have I not told you not to be so formal, Askari?"
"You have, L-..."
"What did I miss?"
"Five standard Terran months, Lord."
"...Thank you." A sigh.
He'd have so much to do...
"You're welcome, Lord."
"What did I miss?"
"Five standard Terran months, Lord."

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Since I’ve gotten a bunch of questions about Krieg due to the Kill Team release, I thought I’d address the general stuff asked.
- No, Kriegers are not zealously suicidal. They believe in dying meaningfully for the Emperor, not throwing bodies pell-mell into a meat grinder. They’ll commit to diehard endeavours only if they know it will bring victory or secure an objective or achieve something that has value. Other than that, they engage largely in standard military tactics centered heavily around trench warfare, defensive combat and slow attrition. They take their meaningful deaths very seriously; Krieg troopers have killed at least one commissar for being overzealous and wasteful with their lives. They also WILL run away and/or retreat just like any other group of soldiers when it is required.
- There is not a single canonical incident of a Krieger killing anyone with a shovel. It is, however, 100% likely that shovels have been used to murder things in trenches in 40k.
- Kriegers are not mindless clones. They are always portrayed as being different people with different personalities, no matter how artificial their births are.
- The most German things about them are their names and part of their helmet. Everything else about them is overwhelmingly French. If you want to be “historically accurate”, you should be painting them in blues, reds and olives. If you feel the need to paint your Kriegers black, grey and red and put tiny iron crosses on them, that says way more about you than them. Even the Korps in the Kill Team trailer are blue.
(If you paint your Kriegers in black, flektarn, or whatever other wehraboo bullshit you can find all means fuck off.
If you want your Kriegers to look 'historical' your options are honestly either French or Imperial German at best. Otherwise just paint them a generic grimdark, 'trenchy' color like a normal person.)
Random PSA: Without his greatcoat and armor, Askari is a smol lil murderpilgrim. Removing any Janissary's gear is like unpacking an overzealous Matroska doll.
Thought of the Day: “We endure hardships, as Drusus did. We show no mercy, as Drusus did. We drive back the darkness beyond His realm, as Drusus did.”

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Thought of the Day: The dead cannot cry out for revenge; it is a duty of the living to do so for them
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Rishaeron kicked sand over the dying embers of the campfire and narrowed his eyes toward his most unusual of companions. Today was turning out very different than he had ever expected.
"Tell me, human." He began- putting irreverent voice to something that had long confused the Aeldari Ranger-
"How old are you? You can't be older than...30 I don't think" It was always harder to tell with such short lived species.
"I wonder because between the crushing imperial conditions, poor diet and your choice of work, you might not have a very long road ahead of you, so to speak. Why commit it to your Lords, or generals or even the Emperor when you could be anywhere else possibly finding joy instead of suffering?"
He was being annoying, and quite deliberately too, probing at a person's thoughts were a past time to the Ranger and perhaps some entertainment might be mused from his strange bedfellow. He certainly couldn't attempt to kill Rishaeron as both needed the other alive to keep watch through the night on this hostile world.
The lithe Aeldari leaned forward and drummed his fingers on the helmet in his lap. This should be interesting.
Askari tilted his regimental deathmask back and hummed in thought, revealing (as Rishaeron had assumed) a relatively younger guardsman with an expression of thought on his otherwise tired face. Those so devout as the Janissaries of Maccabius Quintus would have been expected to be indignant at best or outright enraged at worst by such a question but he didn't seem to mind.
"I'm a twenty six year old guardsman in a regiment both faceless and infinitely numerous. If I deserted, next to none would notice and yet I don't. I can only suggest you chalk it up to a matter of conviction and faith or a lack of choice. Perhaps that's a primitive take in your eyes but do your...craftworlds?...not have those devoted to their faiths because they know nothing else?"
"So all that awaits you is a life eating corpse starch and a death at the hand of an Ork, Tyranid or- if you're lucky - one of my kin?" His blue eyes go wide and he sucks air dramatically through his teeth.
"I can see the allure of different cults compared to that hopelessness. Tell me guardsmen, what do you want from your life?"
"I suppose so."
Askari's pauldrons shifted slightly in a gesture of indifference. Did he not care that he was most likely only destined to be a miserable footsoldier for the imperial regime or had he simply accepted the fact and became complacent?
"Allure or bait is the question. Any group can make themselves look favorable and appealing given the right figurehead to say the right words. Their own Cardinal Xaphon, so to speak."
"What a shame." He said quite flatly. "I suppose such apathy relieves my own guilt for having killed your kind so often." Rishaeron pulls his Shuriken Pistol from its holster and removed its ammunition for inspection, all why casting a judgemental side glance at his current company.
"Well human, here's your chance. I'm dozens of times older than you, have walked on hundreds of worlds and have spent many of your life times mapping the stars. Take your opportunity to ask whatever questions come to mind."
And yet you still can't map your way through the minefield of delusional grandeur.
The Janissary idly tapped a rhythm on his vambraces while thinking of a question before looking back towards the wanderer.
"You don't actually seem curious from my perspective. You seem more interested in provoking a reaction and making condescending remarks. Why this...act...of yours?"